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	i wrote a short story for my writing clbum Post the final draft when it is finished. No sense in critiquing a rough draft. (view post)	11/04/2008
	i wrote a short story for my writing clbum Is this your rough draft or your final? (view post)	11/04/2008
	i wrote a short story for my writing clbum BoP Posted: Two hours and several shots later, Dave was in bed trying half-heartedly to decipher the plot of a TV movie when the phone rang. Mustering up the will to move, he muted the television and picked up the phone on the 5th ring. “Hello, David?” It was Jessica, his long-time girlfriend. “Hey Jessie, how’s it going?” “I’ve been busy. This one client, he won’t stop calling, 20 times a day, asking the same questions over and over. I keep telling him, ‘Calm down! I’ll tell you if the situation changes!’… You haven’t been drinking again, have you?” “No.” David lied. “Good. All that alcohol is bad for you, you know. My brother-” “Hey, Jess!” He said, cutting her off. He had no desire to hear any more stories about Jessica’s deadbeat brother. “You won’t believe what happened when I got home from work today!” She was quiet as he told her about the odd incident earlier that day. “Let me get this straight,” she said incredulously. “You found a stranger who had broken into your house, and you just walked up to him and said hello?” “What? It wasn’t like that Jess. He wasn’t violent, unless you consider insulting my fashion sense violence.” He heard her sigh on the other end. “David, if there’s an intruder in your house, you call the police. You don’t just introduce yourself. Don’t you have any common sense at all?” “What would they have charged him with, breaking and laundering?” She didn’t laugh. “David, sometimes I feel like you just treat life as a big joke. I wish you were a little more bumertive.” Dave had the impression she wasn’t talking about the incident anymore. He couldn’t think of anything to say. “Anyway,” she said, breaking the silence, “The only reason I called you was to remind you about friday night. We’re still on, right?” Dave looked at his watch. It was thursday, and he still hadn’t made a reservation. “Yeah, of course we’re on.” “Okay, good. Hey, I gotta go. And David?” “Yeah?” “…Take care of yourself, all right?” “Sure.” The phone went dead in his ear, and he rolled over to replace it on the cradle. This friday would be the 3 year anniversary of when they began to see each other and he was going to take her somewhere nice. She was a very driven person, and somewhat of a career girl, and sometimes he felt like she was frustrated with his relative lack of motivation. She had begun to drop pointed lines about marriage, and though the idea of marrying her appealed to him he just couldn’t commit to making that final step. He wondered if she expected him to propose on Friday. Well, if she did, she was going to be disappointed. He turned off the television and flipped off the light, exhaling deeply into his pillow. It only took him a few minutes to pbum out. Terrible dialogue that does absolutely nothing for the story. Also, the days of the week should be capitalized. BoP Posted: Dave was in bed trying half-heartedly to decipher the plot of a TV movie when the phone rang. Sentence says he is intentionally being lazy. Is this what you meant? (view post)	11/04/2008
	Congrats Tubsweetie BirdofPrey Posted: you win the AWARD for biggest bumhurt bastard on the planet. Not to mention actually SIDING with the circle-jerking “lets all hate on this guy” ** that runs rampant on this god-forsaken forum. The whole **ing FORUM is full of grounds for b&, and you somehow think it’s alright to just b& me for no legitimate reason whatsoever? Ban him again—for no reason. (view post)	11/03/2008
	FalconFour you might be unbanned Fran Posted: You know what’s the different between me and you? You have no proof of me bullying child I have proof of your cheating. Log in to see images! Post it. (view post)	11/02/2008
	Hey hackers! Theo de Raadt Posted: https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=95849 THIS AIN’T YOUR FORUM. GTFO. (view post)	11/02/2008
	About the puzzle on the homepage TJF588 Posted: I totally got some program and samples that’re supposed to induce druglike states through audio. I’ll upload the pic real quick-like… waits for it to upload Let’s see, and the liiink… I-Doser: Binaural Brainwave Doses (and their MySpace) OK, the pic… Log in to see images! SBaGen is better (and it’s free). Unfortunately, it’s all snake oil. None of it actually works. (view post)	11/02/2008
	RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice... Johnny Mac Posted: Don’t put your money on the site, just use it to link to your credit/debit card, if they DO freeze your account, you have lost no money. Or am I missing something? You don’t even need a paypal account to purchase BP. That’s what’s confusing about all this. (view post)	11/02/2008
	RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice... I’m all for the idea of more methods of payment. However, you have gone about it the wrong way completely. You make it sound like you are exercising some personal agenda rather than making a request. (view post)	11/02/2008
	RE brownie points: Provide an alternative payment method to PayPal or lose my buisness... It's your choice... Captain Trek Posted: To the members of Crotch Zombie… I’m going to get right to the point… We (myself and several of those close to me) have had numerous bad experiences with the PayPal service (I’m not going to go into details as doing so would render this post uncomfortably long) and we have long since boycotted the service… Now, up until a quarter of an hour ago at the time of posting I was very much looking forward to having a crack at episode II, but then I discovered that the only payment method for purchasing brownie points was through PayPal… At once my enthusiasm deflated… Believe me, s enjoyable as it is, I am NOT going to hop back onto the Russian roulette that is PayPal on account of this one game… So let me make myself very clear, either provide an alternative payment method to PayPal (you might try the British service “Click ‘N’ Buy” that Artix Entertainment uses), or lose my business and my $14 AUS, it’s that simple… And trust me, I’m not the only one who will refrain from purchasing brownie points on account of PayPal, particularly here in Australia… Simply type in “PayPal sucks” (minus the quotation marks) on a Google search and the horror stories of people who have been burned by this disreputable service will come flying think and fast, mostly told by people who won’t be going back for seconds… The choice is yours, Crotch Zombie… Peace and long life… Captain Trek Why can’t you use PayPal? Log in to see images! Also, lol @ Artix Entertainment Edit: After reading that site, it appears the only people that have problems with PayPal are the ones involved in dodgy activities. Also, who are these “others” you speak of? Edit2: LOL, not a reputable site at all: http://www.paypalsucks.com/katrina.shtml <—- Look at the source for the second article. (view post)	11/02/2008
	DON'T UNBAN FALCONFOUR! TUBSWEETIE Posted: I can ban people at my discretion. Should I feel somebody deserves a ban for something, I hit up banhammer or anyone else online to see what they think then take action. Nobody was online today so I went for what I thought was appropriate. In hindsight 3 days is too much because he had no previous offenses and i’ll rectify that later. I think that he broke the rules by making his site redirect ONLY for links from forumwarz. Turning a normally harmless link into a browser hijacker is the same if not worse as directly posting one. I never questioned your decision to ban, lol. If he did make it so that only page requests with FW referrers would redirect, then that would signify a purposeful intent to cause harm to forum goers. Anyone here an internet lawlyer? (view post)	11/02/2008
	DON'T UNBAN FALCONFOUR! To be honest, I don’t see where FalconFour actually broke any of the forum rules. While he violated his server’s host’s TOS, I don’t see where he did anything against the FW forum rules. Ban is most likely to be lifted and the current rules ratified. (view post)	11/02/2008
	Hello World volatus Posted: data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAJYAAABLAQMAAACob+xQAAAABlBMVEX///8BAABUALlJAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAATZJREFUeF7V0jFqwzAYhuFPeMimXMCNriFQa18pmbyYxpmyJR doyTVaOlTBQ7f6AjKoZNBmHLookJjapA6x1dKxyTs+8CH4ES6tWxAJwD83/0dzY8u5JAcVB+zM1mvpPSs/EsnJbrKj8fDM8qNRjo6RXXd7l5kSvJoGDJ28JziREpcQpQA86RiZdQ21eT0LfCYHW2txz3zdbsG0Nzso ROKha/keUbjqmUTEWce2ebNdti+Fia/JRllEbChxBY2+zzlIgJLo9nakMa+2MX634Vv6oWzV/NW0xD6estq0mezUFOLx3YxRFeFLAmoM2e5bK6rwtbbCkJ0ct6Y5R2OTXJ2s4CLByHxulLVg2Ty1pIhjh itqIF2jGm59C8Rq3d9GYrFJesZdAxULjb+3CFiW9g2gcGP4774AiHie6I/bPRMAAAAASUVORK5CYII data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAHYAAAAMAgMAAADKcKElAAAADFBMVEX///8BAADy2NS+p6PGR78sAAAAAXRSTlMAQObYZgAAAKZJREFUeF590DEOwjAMBdDfSp46+xJwiXTIHiT7Ppy nDGVkAo7CiJgYqw6Un6ioAqRm+smTv6xg7Wyea1pfjgSxX9BQuJ8y44+l8HbsbwtL+ub63PV7aIJVDg+ZS9AksXU0j+ 5VZo3XHREowUxcYmi66Q4ouUrVzIHBIHxBcxj2gJGhZEkLO5TlJ5DncvJSHiPLx4GsLt7mjZg/q2lerZ6G1T+brsAbe/E0x3yTalIAAAAASUVORK5CYII WHO SAID YOU COULD POST IN THIS FORUM? NO ONE. GTFO. (view post)	11/02/2008
	DON'T UNBAN FALCONFOUR! quangntenemy – No. He posted a URL. He specifically posted (from what I’ve seen) no personal information. (view post)	11/02/2008
	DON'T UNBAN FALCONFOUR! gigerth Posted: you do it Not my battle. (view post)	11/02/2008
	DON'T UNBAN FALCONFOUR! And none of you contacted his server’s service provider/host telling them about the browser hijack (that’s a violation of their TOS)? Yes, he’s crying like a baby but there was so much more that could have been done. You could try to do it now but it is probably too late. This is a sad day in trolling. (view post)	11/02/2008
	Programming is like magic in fantasy games ALL OF YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELVES. (view post)	11/01/2008
	video games i don't like GTFO MY INTERNETS YOU FAT NERD (view post)	11/01/2008
	What do the mbumes think about the Halloween theme? I enjoyed it. It was a nice change. I hope all the junk that we get sent tomorrow will be candy or something. :3 (view post)	11/01/2008
	About the puzzle on the homepage The correct answer to the riddle is: junk (view post)	10/31/2008

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