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	So I just finished episode 1 FalconFour Posted: This topic is about the whole “Jolienet DSL blocked my internet” deal… where you can’t do **** and most people would genuinely bumume the game is completely and totally over unless you pay 7bp to buy Ep. 2 and restart your “account”... (view post)	12/26/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Actually… That’s not a bad idea. The Pawing-Off tree could build Spooge (albeit slower than consumables), and the BAAAWWW tree could use it. Damage would be proportional to Spooge level. I actually like that idea a lot. I’ll re-write it tomorrow to work that in. (view post)	12/26/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Furries do plenty of showing up, causing ****storms, and leaving. You might be unaware of Furry->DRAMA, but that is proof enough of the disruptive powers of furries. As far as multi-clbuming goes, you can combine any clbum with any other clbum. Emo/camwhore? Hacker/troll? Take your pick of any two clbumes and you get a valid combo. The same applies to basically every proposed clbum as well; furry/artist, fanboy/emokid, etc… However, since you could legitimately combine any clbum with any other clbum it would only make sense to have each clbum to be available independently. (view post)	12/26/2008
	Hall of Faded Fame is dropping pink floyds like crazy Ten runs at 47 luck. (0/50)Log in to see images!(24/50). Four runs at 60 luck. (25/50)Log in to see images!(26/50). Twelve runs at 50 luck. (26/50)Log in to see images!(35/50). Eight runs at 57 luck. (35/50)Log in to see images!(38/50). Three runs at 57 luck. One Zombie run at 57 luck. (38/50)Log in to see images!(39/50). Three runs at 57 luck. One TM:TE run at 57 luck. (39/50)Log in to see images!(40/50). Four runs at 57 luck. (40/50)Log in to see images!(41/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 1 Second run: 1 Third run: 2 Fourth run: 4 (41/50)Log in to see images!(44/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 6 Second run: 3 Third run: 4 Fourth run: 2 (44/50)Log in to see images!(46/50). Three runs at 1 luck: First run: 4 Second run: 5 Third run: 3 (47/50)Log in to see images!(47/50). Three runs at 1 luck: First run: 2 Second run: 3 Third run: 6 (47/50)Log in to see images!(47/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 4 Second run: 2 Third run: 2 Forth run: 3 (47/50)Log in to see images!(48/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 2 Second run: 2 Third run: 4 Forth run: 4 (48/50)Log in to see images! (view post)	12/26/2008
	So I just finished episode 1 Somebody is going to win a few copies of Ep2, and they likely won’t know who to give them to. You might be one of the lucky few. (view post)	12/26/2008
	Petition to keep the turkey in the ppwne shoppe permanently Signed. Also: I have a turkey. Random appearances are also acceptable, but having it only appear twice per year would be more than a little lame. (view post)	12/26/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Tesfan Posted: who wants to roleplay a furry Who wants to roleplay an emokid? Or a re-re? Or a permanoob? Or even a camwhore? I’d wager that MOST of the players on FW would actually count as Trolls, though. “Furry” has been one of the most requested clbumes. People have been bringing it up for quite awhile, and it tends to garner quite a bit of support. It would get plenty of use. (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. RebDoomer Posted: I like most of the ideas, but for some reason I feel like there could be a better secondary then “spooge”. I’m quite open to suggestions if you have one. I chose “spooge” because it’s a word that almost never sees usage without a furry behind it, and because they draw so damn much of it. Father Wendigo Posted: I could see a ‘poison’ attack for both trolls and camwhores, actually. Trolls could act as an agent provocateur, causing infighting amongst the forum rabble. Meanwhile, camwhores could rely on someone white knighting for their fine bumes. Ooh, that’s a neat idea for a camwhore, having a white knight sidekick to soak up damage! Now that we’ve established that these ideas aren’t in use and that they’re actually interesting, can we continue on to hashing out playbalance issues and numbers? ^^ (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Not really, no. Furry conflicts are kinda like domestic violence; they’ll beat the **** out of each other with little or no provocation, but if ANYBODY else gets involved then they all focus on the outsider. So, no, a furry would have no problem pwning other furries for money. Frankly, I find it more disruptive to the story that every clbum has the same dialog trees, and even the Permanoob and Re-re clbumes do a pretty good job of producing legible text. (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. EviI Trout Posted: All you said was that they are basically camwhores with little emo-like attacks thrown in. DOT: Unique. ‘Vampire’ attacks: Unique Secondary-restoring attacks: Unique Causing threads to self-damage: Unique. How are they like emokids? How are they like camwhores? Do you have any kinds of attacks to suggest? I need more precise feedback to improve the idea. (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Master_Troll Posted: Why do furries get glbumes but Emo Kids still don’t?Log in to see images! I completely disagree with CZ’s decision to keep glbumes away from Emokids. However, I suspect that they did it because: Earbleeders: +18 off Lobe: +8 off Sparrow: +6 off Democrat: +8 off Pink Floyd: +30 off Keystrokes: +7 off Rippro: +7 off =+82 off. There are one or two .moar slots I missed, but long story short the earbleeders might be enough of a boost to make a G!-kill possible. (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. Now, see, I know for a FACT that you didn’t have time to read the HUGE QUOTE BLOCK before you posted. Try there. (view post)	12/25/2008
	The furry clbum: Lets get some actual work done. I wrote this up in a thread that suggested just a clbum name and one or two vague ideas for attacks or attack trees (The author seemed to be unsure themselves, in fact). Rather than having more useless threads that make obvious clbum suggestions that give little more than a name, I’m putting a somewhat-detailed clbum description up. The goal of this thread is to: A: Determine if the game mechanics put forward are workable, and if not then either correct them or replace them to make them so. B: Determine reasonable attack damage, equipment bonuses, and other clbum-specific details. C: Work-out other required supporting details, such as items store names, and etc. D: Create a fleshed-out and working clbum which is unique and reasonably balanced. SimplyTHEBEST Posted: I’m providing attack descriptions akin to item descriptions in order to remove ambiguity. Also, I’m basically a TL;DR poster. Clbum: Furry: Secondary: Spooge Starter Pack: Chasing Tail™ BAAAWWWWW tree: Cry Art Thief: You put hours and hours of loving MS Paint work into your ~~pictures of Tails raping Pikachu~~ art, so how dare people take it and spread it around on FORUMS! Denial: It’s not about sex! Not all furries are perverts! Furries are hated because of who they are, not because of the **storms they create! (Ok, yes, it’s a huge pack of lies, but you’ve gotta keep believing them or you’re going to have to kill yourself out of embarrbumment). Convert: You’ve got a good thing going here; it’s not keeping you from getting laid anymore than your body-odor was before (as long as you like ugly gay men, anyway), although the porn is drawn like (but at least there’s a lot of it). Why not round up some new blood in the hopes that you can find somebody more attractive to turn you down for “yiffing”. Defend Indefensible: How dare they attack your fellow fur? I don’t care if he “yiffs” the neighbor’s dog every night, there’s NO way to justify attacking somebody who’s a furry! Fursecution: What? They haven’t considered you a valuable member of their community? They haven’t been “pawing-off” to the male-pregnancy/castration art you’ve been putting up? Obviously, this means they are an ANTI-FURRY HATE GROUP! Time to call in MORE FURS! Pawing-Off Tree: ”Stolen” Porn: Hot stuff you snagged off of some fur’s website. Sure, they get y over it, but art needs to be FREE! Fursuit: Pictures of people in sexy animal costumes… Mmm… Mickey Mouse… ”Reference” Pics: Ok, so few furs have any clue what animal anatomy actually looks like, and most of the ones who do think it’s too disgusting and keep using human parts anyway. But, in case anybody out there shares your love of badly-drawn dog male reproductive organ, you need as many people as possible to see pics to help their accuracy. (Animal mammary glands, bum, male reproductive organ, balls, and vag.) Diaperfur Cubs: So what if they’re all three-and-under? They’re not REAL people, so that makes it ok! Doug Winger: (I can’t really describe this, so have a link. Completely and totally NSFW -> http://furnication.bloobunni.com/ He might agree to let you use his , and that would be hilarious.) Alternative/Hard: The truth is that, like all furries, you’re only in the fandom because you have some fetish that’s so extreme that you need people to tell you that it’s not a sign of serious mental illness, and to rush to your defense if word ever gets out. It’s probably a combination of cannibalism, torture, murder, kidnapping, and some more disturbing things, but that doesn’t matter. These people have been hounding you too much and you need to get them to back off a bit, so it’s time to reveal your TRUE fetishes! Mechanic: Furries are a low-defense/variable-offense cycle-heavy clbum that makes use of special abilities to increase their combat effectiveness. To that end they have Fursecution, which ‘calls in another furry’ for a DoT effect with a strength that’s a function of their Charisma. Furries start-off with 0 Spooge, and have to build it from consumables or using the pawing-off tree abilities. The more spooge furries have, the more damage they do. Rather than being proportional to their max spooge, the bonus is instead based on the log of their current spooge and is open-ended. The Pawing-Off tree abilities are all image-based attacks that basically all heal an ammount of ego and/or spooge but do little if any damage, with the exception of Alternative/Hard which causes the thread to take as much damage as it deals for a number of rounds. Aside from Alternative/Hard, none of these abilities consume spooge. The BAAAWWWWW tree has long refreshes (4+), but is powerful. The “Pawing-Off” tree is all 1-2 refresh abilities. Equipment: Yiffing: Various kinds of sex toys. If FW ever gets one of those ty pet things going on, then Furries get a special pet-specific Yiffing slot. Folios: A ty collection of **tier art that they paid money for. Fursuits: Ep2 equipment. Glbumes: Furries can wear glbumes they buy at the Ppwn Shoppe. Revised as per suggestions. (view post)	12/25/2008
	A weaboo clbum for Ep. 3? This is what bugs me about these “new clbum” threads. People throw out a name, call it a day, and somehow expect that every other possible detail about the clbum will magically gestate in Evil Trout’s skull until it’s a fully formed and working clbum. It doesn’t work like that! People need to stop suggesting names for clbumes and actually come up with DETAILS. Attack trees, Attack names and descriptions, special abilities, play mechanics, equipment types, equipment names and descriptions, etc… If you want your idea to make it into the game, then put some WORK into it instead of suggesting an OBVIOUS clbum possibility and walking away! (view post)	12/25/2008
	ungrateful prick?!?! Where was that posted? (view post)	12/25/2008
	I'm.. Gay? Necroposting, FTW. Also, the chance of getting it is pretty poor. (view post)	12/25/2008
	ungrateful prick?!?! I tried to send a tubmail to santa, but it said the player doesn’t exist. What did I miss? o.0 (view post)	12/25/2008
	So I just finished episode 1 See the red “Wiki” tab up there? If you go to the Episode 2 walkthrough it will tell you how to get back to the game. The first plot segment of Episode 2 is free, and it’ll get you your internet connection back. (view post)	12/25/2008
	Speedrun jobs are impossible for lower levels About the same cash, impossible to complete, a mere +1JP at level 35. In all honesty, the timed jobs should have speedrun times tracked on a per-clbum/per-level basis. No leaderboard stuff, just keeping the times reasonable for people who aren’t doing 1k damage to denture chat every round. (view post)	12/25/2008
	Hall of Faded Fame is dropping pink floyds like crazy Ten runs at 47 luck. (0/50)Log in to see images!(24/50). Four runs at 60 luck. (25/50)Log in to see images!(26/50). Twelve runs at 50 luck. (26/50)Log in to see images!(35/50). Eight runs at 57 luck. (35/50)Log in to see images!(38/50). Three runs at 57 luck. One Zombie run at 57 luck. (38/50)Log in to see images!(39/50). Three runs at 57 luck. One TM:TE run at 57 luck. (39/50)Log in to see images!(40/50). Four runs at 57 luck. (40/50)Log in to see images!(41/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 1 Second run: 1 Third run: 2 Fourth run: 4 (41/50)Log in to see images!(44/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 6 Second run: 3 Third run: 4 Fourth run: 2 (44/50)Log in to see images!(46/50). Three runs at 1 luck: First run: 4 Second run: 5 Third run: 3 (47/50)Log in to see images!(47/50). Three runs at 1 luck: First run: 2 Second run: 3 Third run: 6 (47/50)Log in to see images!(47/50). Four runs at 1 luck: First run: 4 Second run: 2 Third run: 2 Forth run: 3 (47/50)Log in to see images! (view post)	12/25/2008

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