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Forumwarz Show 'n Tell 5BP (NSFW)I HAVE NO IDEA IF I CAN ALL CAPS IN THIS THRADE OR NOT. I DON’T PARTICULARLY CARE EITHER Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW IMAGINARY MONEY CAN GET YOU TO DO HORRENDOUS THINGS. MOOCOW WOKE UP ONE MORNING AND CHECKED FLAMEBATE TO SEE A CONTEST RUN BY A VERY ****TY KLAN. MOOCOW THEN DECIDED THAT INTERNET DOLLARS > DIGNITY AND DECIDED TO GRAB A CAMERA AND DESTROY THE RETINAS OF MANY POOR FLAMEBATE USERS. ON HER WAY TO THE BED SHE TRIPPED OVER HER BREASTS, SCRAPED HER KNEE ON THE CARPET AND BANGED HER HEAD ON THE CUPBOARD.
UNFORTUATLEY SHE WAS SAVED FROM DEATH BY ONE OF HER MANY CHINS WHICH CUSHIONED THE IMPACT AND LIVED TO MOO ANOTHER DAY. TIRED FROM THE IMPACT SHE CALLED HER TRUSTY HELPER MONKEY FASHANU TO GATHER SOME FOOD FOR THE HOURLY GRAZE.
AFTER THE HOURLY INFLUX OF CALORIES AND FAT, MOOCOW DISMISSED FASHANU, FANTASISING NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO FRY HIM UP AND EAT HIM. SHE KNEW SHE COULDN’T DO THIS THOUGH SINCE SHE WOULD HAVE TO PERFORM MANY OF HER BASIC HUMAN FUNCTIONS ALONE AND BURN A FEW CALORIES OFF.
THEN REMEMBERING THE LURE OF FAKE MONEY ON THE SHINY BOX, SHE GRABBED HER DIGITAL CAMERA WITH HER SAUSAGE FINGERS AND AFTER 15 MINUTES OF FUMBLING FINALLY PRESSED THE CORRECT SEQUENCE OF bumONS TO GET THE TIMER WORKING.
SHE THEN DIVED ONTO THE BED, WHICH GROANED HEAVILY BUT THE REINFORCED STEEL BARS HELD HER FRAME ONCE AGAIN BY THE NEAREST OF MARGINS, SPREAD HER LEGS TO EXPOSE WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS THE BEELZEBUB OF woman's genitalsS AND PUT ON HER BEST SEXY FACE. THE CAMERA TOOK THE PICTURE AND PROMPTLY BURST INTO FLAMES HOWEVER IN THE FASTEST MOOCOW HAD MOVED IN HER ENTIRE LIFE SHE MANAGED TO QUELL THE FLAMES AND SAVE THE MEMORY CARD. MOOCOW THEN UPLOADED THE PICTURE TO THE DELIGHT OF FORUMWARRIORS EVERYWHERE
THIS IS HOW THIS PICTURE CAME TO EXIST (view post) |
05/22/2009 |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSER!GOD HE IS SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE fabulous person. I HATE HIM SO MUCH (view post) |
05/22/2009 |
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AN OPEN LETTER TO MERCWITHMOUTH(view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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Auction for Fran's bumcan i pay bp to have no ones bum posted? you know how i wuv camwhores Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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did u know...Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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inconnu is a virgin manchild that blames all of his problems on womanBUT DO GO ON NANA THIS SOUNDS FASCINATING (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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inconnu is a virgin manchild that blames all of his problems on womanRe-Retard Posted: (view post) |
05/21/2009 |
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CONTEST: Help get me the Flamebate peen for 5 BP!I DIDN’T DO THIS ALREADY (view post) |
05/20/2009 |
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All emo kids are virginsSTRONG INSECURITIES ITT. IN BEFORE RAEPDOG (view post) |
05/20/2009 |
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My life is averageCAME IN EXPECTING LONG EMO MONOLOGUES OF HOW **** KITTIEJENN’S LIFE IS CULMINATING IN HER POSTING A SERIES OF HORRIFYING NUDES IN WHICH SHE HAD SLASHED MLIA ALL OVER HERSELF.
LEAVING THREAD DISAPPOINTED. (view post) |
05/19/2009 |
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The Queen of /b/THIS IS THE ONLY PROPER RESPONSE TO THIS THREAD
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NOW RUN ALONG CHILDREN BACK TO 4CHAN (view post) |
05/18/2009 |
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The Single Most Intense Thing You've Ever SeenTHE ONLY WAY THIS THREAD COULD BE ANY GAYER IS IF THE FOLLOWING CONDITIONS ARE MET.
1.EVIL TROUT POSTS IN THREAD 2.SHII POSTS PICTURES OF HIMSELF AND PEREGRINE ****ING ON A TOWEL WITH THE GAY PRIDE PATTERN ON IT 3.AHHZ POSTS IN THREAD (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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The ****tiest Klan Name.DIDN’T VOTE, JUST CALL IT POINTLESS (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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The Single Most Intense Thing You've Ever SeenTHIS IS A VERY fabulous person THREAD.
EVEN FOR YOU SHII (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so lowCOOL COPYPASTA BRO (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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WeChall is definitely the best raiding klanquangntenemy Posted: |
05/17/2009 |
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The Photoshop Artist Contest (NSFW) - Pollvoted for kittiejenn (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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WeChall is definitely the best raiding klanFUNNY I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT ASIANS HAVING TINY male reproductive organES AND RAIDERS HAVING A TINY male reproductive organ. WONDER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMBINE THE TWO? (view post) |
05/17/2009 |
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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY BUT HERE'S A DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A THUMBLOOKS A BIT LIKE ALDO_ANYTHING SHAVED HIS HEAD AND PUT ON 20LBS TO ME (view post) |
05/16/2009 |
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Contest for 1 BP - Troll me!THIS IS RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS LITTLE MAN, BUT I’D RATHER A MOD WIN Log in to see images!
IF YOU HAVE POSTED PICS TUBMAIL THEM TO ME AND I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN BETWEEN FAPPING AND STUDYING (view post) |
05/16/2009 |