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	Forumwarz EP: 03 CrinkzPipe Posted: Where users make 90% of the content, while CZ sits around and looks pretty and does 10% of the content. Coming to stores near you this fall. WELL IF EVIL TROUT ET AL CONSTITUTE PRETTY NOWADAYS THEN THE ALREADY WEAK CESSPOOL OF CANADA MUST BE CHURNING OUT SOME UGLY ****S (view post)	04/29/2009
	people who suck: its funny you should say that because My jizz sometimes is like a fire hose going off seriously. Like for instance I like to bumbuminate my ninja turtle figures by just taking them out with my load. I line 10 of them up in a straight line with there backs turned so I can take them out execution style. I try to take out as many as I can til I can get to the final boss “shredder” who is lined at the end. At first I took out my 3 foot soldiers. Then I got to BBop and Roxsteady and they were pretty easy as well. Then I got to Baxter as a machine and **ed him up then spewed hot jizz on his figure when he turned into a damn fly. Then there was general Traag and Krang. I was stuck on him for a while. I just could never get enough semen build up or force to finally take him out until today. It was like any other day, I got home from work and plotting an bumasination on my TMNT figures. I turned on MILF’s getting ed up the bum. I knew I wasn’t going to beat Krang this way so I turned on the tube to see if I could find some better fap material. I flipped through the channels for a while and got a little discouraged. I thought about fapping to Opera but didn’t think that would be enough. I finally got to the disney channel and holy . That little Miley Cyrus chick came on and holy ing balls. By male reproductive organ got so hard and I think the ground shook a little. I knew I was ready. I jerked vigorously and literaly seconds later an explosion of steamy, hot, white, man goo erupted. I took out the foot soldiers, BBop, and Roxsteady, with just one shot of semen. After that I was going off like a machine gun. Pop, pop, pop, pop, Both baxters, Krang, and traag went down in a glorious fashion. Then I felt the final shot coming. I knew this had to aimed perfectly. I aimed it right a shredders torso. The final shot hit him right in the torso but did not have enough force to knock him down out right. He teetered and tottered until he finally lost his balance and fell off my kitchen counter into the trash can. I did it I finally **ing defeated Shredder. I feel like a god now. (view post)	04/29/2009
	make fun of someone for BP! THANK YOU FOR THE FREE BP. YOU CAN ALL MISQUOTE ME AND CALL IT TROLLING NOW Log in to see images! (view post)	04/29/2009
	Congrats Invariel! you get to talk to the guys at crotch zombie all summer lucky you. (view post)	04/28/2009
	make fun of someone for BP! Log in to see images! IT’S FAIRLY HARD TO MAKE FUN OF SUCH AN UGLY INDIVIDUAL, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE UGLY AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACK. HOWEVER THE EXCESS FACIAL FLAB, AWKWARD EXPRESSION AND MOMMY STYLED HAIRCUT SCREAMS OF THE SORT OF TEEN WHO WATCHED EVERYONE ELSE DANCE AND KISS AND JUST STOOD THERE LIKE AN UNLIKED fabulous person DANCING TO ‘TAKE ON ME.’ AND NOW THIS UNPOPULAR TEEN HAS MORPHED INTO A HIDEOUS ADULT. UNFORTUNATELY THINGS HAVE NOT GOTTEN ANY BETTER. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PRACTISE MALE GROOMING SINCE HIS EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE 2 DEAD SLUGS STUCK ON A MISSHAPEN POTATO. ACTUALLY I WISH THIS WAS A PICTURE OF A POTATO, IT WOULD BE FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE IF I WERE HIM I WOULDN’T BE AFRAID OF SOME TWEEZERS, THEY CAN’T POSSIBLY MAKE HIM ANY MORE GAY THAN HE LOOKS AND HE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO PERSUADE THE WHORE TO SLEEP WITH HIM NEXT TIME RATHER THAN TURN HIM AWAY IN DISGUST. ALSO Log in to see images! AND FOR THE OP OF THIS CONTEST A PRESENT: http://bayimg.com/JaOILaabj (view post)	04/28/2009
	make fun of someone for BP! Protein_Pump Posted: LOL WUT? SO CAN I woman's genitalsPASTE AN OLD PIECE OF ** SINCE I’M A LAZY PRICK OR DO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE? HAVING ACTUALLY READ THIS THREAD I MIGHT DO SOMETHING Log in to see images!** (view post)	04/28/2009
	make fun of someone for BP! B0xxy Posted: -You cannot copy protein_pumps already-created rambles on people (unless you are protein_pump) LOL WUT? SO CAN I woman's genitalsPASTE AN OLD PIECE OF **** SINCE I’M A LAZY PRICK OR DO I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ELSE? (view post)	04/28/2009
	THAR BE WILDEBEESTS IN THEM THERE FORUMS! Fingerz Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS IT LOOKS LIKE MOSES HIMSELF **ED THIS ** UP. YOU CAN DRIVE A BUS UP BETWEEN THOSE NASTY bum mammary glands. ANY FURTHER AND SHE COULD PUT BRAS ON BACKWARDS. THE SAD TRUTH IS THERE ARE PROBABLY MALE USERS WITH NICER mammary glands THAN THIS woman? HERE. (view post)	04/27/2009
	Making signs for the FWZ community. this isn’t old at all… and you know me i luuuurrve camwhores (view post)	04/27/2009
	Fie Presents: PlayrBuildr CrinkzPipe Posted: Get banned for breaking the rules/harbuming the moderators/users ( **** You option. ) EVERYONE WINS (view post)	04/26/2009
	THAR BE WILDEBEESTS IN THEM THERE FORUMS! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	04/26/2009
	WAYS TO IMPROVE **TY GAME LOGGING IN WHEN I SHOULD BE DOING WORK TO TELL Log in to see images!** THAT I LOVE HER AND LOL’D HARD. I STILL HATE HER THOUGH. AND THE REST OF YOU TO (view post)	04/26/2009
	THAR BE WILDEBEESTS IN THEM THERE FORUMS! Fingerz Posted: Log in to see images! WELL I NEVER THOUGHT I’D FIND A HUMAN FEMALE WITH THE ABILITY TO GROW A COAT OF FUR ON HER UPPER LIP AND CHIN WITH SUCH PROLIFIC SKILL. KEEP GOING AT THAT BABY AND SHII WILL BE SNIFFING AROUND FOR SLOPPY SECONDS AFTER WHATEVER POOR SOUL WOKE UP NEXT TO YOU RECENTLY. TALK ABOUT COYOTE UGLY Log in to see images! (view post)	04/26/2009
	THAR BE WILDEBEESTS IN THEM THERE FORUMS! LADIES, LADIES, LADIES THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE HYPERBOLE AND ALLCAPS. AH WELL IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS Log in to see images! (view post)	04/26/2009
	+ + + B&B's Search For Forumwarz Next Male Top Model WE HAVE A WINNER!! + + + to those asking me when my final round review is coming out let me just tell you it is not. i simply do not care enough anymore to make one, just enjoy the previous two rounds worth because I am through with this ****. Before this descends into trolling congratulations to the winners and breath a sigh of relief that i won’t be criticising your seduction methods. you know how i feel about you. pp (view post)	04/26/2009
	EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NUTRITION I LEARNED FROM DNIEL PLAINVIEW Daniel Plainview: Fingerz is an attractive young lady with absolutely no grand canyon like furrows whatsoever (view post)	04/25/2009
	ForumWarz: An Awkward Reality VISUAL SUMMARY OF THREAD FOR THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TO READ Log in to see images! (view post)	04/25/2009
	if those ugly bum hos in the celery stevee thread can post their disgusting bodies Fingerz Posted: I sent you my mailing address in TM; I’ll see you soon I hope. You and your fat lazy pig of a mom, that is Log in to see images! Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6’4” 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. HAHAHAHHAAHAH YOU READ ALL THIS YOU DUMB UGLY fine upstanding member of society (view post)	04/25/2009
	ITT I concede to the point that I am not funny and that my gimmick is bad. Protein_Pump Posted: STOP NOW EVERYONE QUOTE ME TO FEEL LIKE LESS OF A SOCIALLY INEPT FREAK. I THINK THAT’S HOW THIS WORKS. (view post)	04/24/2009
	ITT I concede to the point that I am not funny and that my gimmick is bad. Professor Commie PhD Posted: improve my posting. STOP (view post)	04/24/2009

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