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I get the feeling we all died and this is our version of hell.
I see no reason to be here really. I mean, the playable parts of the game like klan domination, raiding, are gone. The game itself can’t support repetative play unless your a slack jaw moron who likes doing menial tasks over and over (note the prevalence of WoW players in top dom klans0. The only thing that kept klan raids up was the social factor, but oh wait that was right ****ed up.
No wonder people troll so often, there really is nothing to do and getting banned means **** if you don’t care. People are so bored they jump on drama bandwagons they know nothing about. All anyone has to say is ‘
You get the klan of GGM which sticks around because its full of ‘sexy’ women, ****ty young girls, and drunk people. Which is oddly understandable because when your old and your life is so lacking in excitement that you play a game worthy of the special Olympics I would drink and jack it just to forget about my life. I would rank that above the ‘troll’ klans because although both care too much at least one stands for something.
As for other klans like Troll Ambiance Mafosi the name says it all.
-It says its a knockoff devoid of all originality, something we've already got. -It says its a 'troll' klan so once again its going to be ****ty and not anything new. -Its awkwardly constructed and although part of the community all together is ****ty, like everything Celerysteve has ever done.
No but really, that klan is just around to fellatio Celerysteve’s ego. At least when 7VD went on a mbum member run Fingerz never really cared falling into the suicidal old person category. Celerysteve must have some feeling of smug accomplishment like when a three year old has taken his first **** all by himself, like a big boy Celerysteve no longer needs momma Fingerz to hold his hand.
Lets look at SIG, SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER. SIG’s life is ****ty, but he doesn’t care, or at least he tells himself that. Which does not make it okay, its a defense mechanism that is working well. You all think ‘yo hardcore troll for realsies’ but all it really is a probably college drop out, pothead, single clock punching barren branch on the family tree. Hes probably the best troll here though because of his mix of actual insulting and stupidity, but once again he doesn’t care.
Evil Trout is trying to do good with the game, but is ****ing things up for us. By us I don’t mean the players of the game, I mean us the community. Things like klan raiding were too keen twords klans, so we cut that down to appeal to the sheep like mbumes. We, the community, are the pigs bathing in our own ****ty culture. Its like the gaming industry with the Wii, why make a great game for a few while a poor game for the many sells better. In his defense Evil Trout has to do this to survive after he sold his future of being a lawyer for this game. So hes not a ****ty person by direct choice.
Jalapeno Bootyhole cares too much. He says hes never been bumhurt but in the end hes never been anything. Him and Trout seem to be cool guys though but the factory worker who punches bumons for this game can’t be friends with the CEO. Sorry.
The new moderators. Acid Flux was ****ty at first, now hes well still ****ty. Who makes an alt to be a mod? ‘to not interfere with my store’ is a dumb reason that makes little sense. Dobnits is never here and never does anything so he by default is not a good or bad mod but by the community’s standards the best mod. spacekadet has proven that unlike most people in Brainfreeze shes not Wylin’s ****. Let me get back to that in a moment. The other mods are so unimportant I can’t even remember them.
Brainfreeze is like Snobby McSnobbersons. There a bunch of old self proclaimed masters of the game, an elite squad of expert players who has the game to a science, a tightly knit community. They are superior bumon pressers. I actually used to want to be part of this klan. Twice. They are lead by who the **** knows, and have a lot of cool people in there. They are the inactive ones though. Lets look at their defacto leader, Wylin. Wylin is the self proclaimed ‘srs bsns’ guy of FW. Saying you’re an uptight d-bag who cares to much about the game doesn’t make it okay that you are an uptight d-bag who cares to much about the game. I swear when I tried to join BF it was like the klan exists just for the sake of shutting people out. A stagnant and dead community that marks the gravestone of ‘cool’ players. The people who were good at the game and went there must have soon realized what a **** hole everything was and died belly up. Did I mention they are all WoW players? Punch clocks.
Lets look at me wanting to join BF. For an in depth look. A Raepdog look. I sent a message to who the **** knows and they posted it in the thread. I, being ****ing me, got an early invite to the klan because of drunken horny members of other klans. After looking at my old application and realizing the only people that had a problem with me, and you either salivated for my male reproductive organ or cursed me for the enjoy of your wife, were people that I had never talked to. I don’t know who the hell Intraviel is and have never talked to him, but man I did something to that guy. Did I become the figurehead of 7VD? Is that what? Did Fingerz against my protest try to birth this ugly klan, in a horrific partial birth abortion? I post in my new application ‘Im not sure about this guy, maybe’ being the smart bum that I am but oh noes the admission process is bust. Call the Waaaaambulance we got a catatonic Wylin. So knowing my battle was lost I was funny as **** but that helped nothing. Then he trolled my advice thread and that was over.
Speaking of that thread jesus ****ing christ you moron offering advice on a character named ‘advice dog’ is not roleplaying. Im being the role of an advice giver, not playing it you moron. Oh by the way reporting 500+ people and making bull**** comments on what is kosher or not in Ayn Rands does not get you to be moderator. Oh, sorry about that. You lost to ****ing Acid Flux.
Then their is me. Jesus how can a guy with so many alts be so unfunny? A legacy of failure. Spawning 7VD, failing to get into Brainfreeze, starting a ****ty klan, once more starting a ****ty klan, thrice more, failing to get into bf, making bad threads all along the way.
Anything more? Oh yes your/you’re. I don’t care so that makes me an edgy troll. Xylon is the white trash that you hear about on PLR or calls into PLR but that you never expect you’d meet. A testimony to the lowness of humility that god must have had making humanity. Thats thrown out though, no benevolent god could make this **** hole.
Fran is so ****y. Fran is cool but ****y as hell, first thing shes does when she comes back is **** about Flux. That self determined attitude that you will get him banned. The same that FalconFour had with McBanhammer.
I can’t think of much more. Community sucks, people suck, game is ****. The game looks for community generated content from a community that thinks everything is ****, and makes ****.
Merc is the example of what is just ew. The type of person that when he is told wrong just goes ‘no Im the right one’ when you are wrong. Log in to see images! was never funny, no one even knows what the **** you mean. Jesus.
Bronnih is British. I really don’t have anything I can say, that slim thing called conciseness and decency has stopped me from mocking anyone on this site that has been sorta kind to me. Auser, well, I could say things about bodybuilding and dashed unrealistic expectations but no.
This game sucks, its getting pointless to check it. Too long, don’t read it.
-Raepdog, not an epic troll or epic anything. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:06PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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...wow. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:09PM | View AntiRules187's Profile | # | ||||||
It’s just a game dude.
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:10PM | View ____'s Profile | # | ||||||
I love you.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:10PM | View Kilroy's Profile | # | ||||||
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cool story brah Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:12PM | View Tesfan's Profile | # | ||||||
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hey guys my name is raepdog, 16yo, need to roleplay as some dog, and i currently am obsessed with an internet game
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:13PM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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i Log in to see images! raepdog, he is so right xxx Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:14PM | View lolbronnih's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:15PM | View Peregrine's Profile | # | ||||||
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ps raepdog flamebate died when ep 2 was launched (when newfabulous persons, including you, joined)
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:16PM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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lol it took like 2 hours to type that didn’t it.
it’s forumwarz, WHO CARES
i love the site but i don’t lose sleep over it being crap. i’ll ride this thing into its grave Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:16PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Nicco Posted:
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:17PM | View TUBSWEETIE's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey, I just took the time to read that whole thing, and all I got to say is… Log in to see images! Click here for pure Spagett-filled fun! You got a problem with me? Let’s take it to the arena! Do you want to donate to the cause? I accept internets. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:20PM | View Spagett's Profile | # | ||||||
FWZ a love-hate relationship, for some more hate than love, yet they are still here to tell the tale. Log in to see images! Cur1y edited this message on 04/24/2009 5:23PM Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:21PM | View Cur1y's Profile | # | ||||||
WAIT ARE YOU QUITTING FORUMWARZ I SURE HOPE YOU DO Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:22PM | View Magnum PI's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ctrl+F’ed a couple of my alts’ names, no results so didn’t read. |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:30PM | View Robert James Fis...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I don’t play WOW. Does that mean I’m a less superior bumon presser? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:32PM | View Amasius's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:35PM | View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | # | ||||||
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Scratched Fran edited this message on 04/24/2009 5:46PMYou are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:36PM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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I only skimmed, but I think Raepdog might be cranky that he can’t earn medals without klan vanilla.
Have you considered talking to Fort? Fort seems to be able to still get medals, you should talk to him. |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:39PM | View scullyangel's Profile | # | ||||||
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why is a camwhore rping an emo in the trollhole Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/24/2009 5:40PM | View cya's Profile | # | ||||||