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Avatar: harblgar

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

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IT’S FAIRLY HARD TO MAKE FUN OF SUCH AN UGLY INDIVIDUAL, SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE UGLY AND POINT AND LAUGH AT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACK. HOWEVER THE EXCESS FACIAL FLAB, AWKWARD EXPRESSION AND MOMMY STYLED HAIRCUT SCREAMS OF THE SORT OF TEEN WHO WATCHED EVERYONE ELSE DANCE AND KISS AND JUST STOOD THERE LIKE AN UNLIKED fabulous person DANCING TO ‘TAKE ON ME.’

AND NOW THIS UNPOPULAR TEEN HAS MORPHED INTO A HIDEOUS ADULT. UNFORTUNATELY THINGS HAVE NOT GOTTEN ANY BETTER. HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T PRACTISE MALE GROOMING SINCE HIS EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE 2 DEAD SLUGS STUCK ON A MISSHAPEN POTATO. ACTUALLY I WISH THIS WAS A PICTURE OF A POTATO, IT WOULD BE FAR MORE ATTRACTIVE

IF I WERE HIM I WOULDN’T BE AFRAID OF SOME TWEEZERS, THEY CAN’T POSSIBLY MAKE HIM ANY MORE GAY THAN HE LOOKS AND HE JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO PERSUADE THE WHORE TO SLEEP WITH HIM NEXT TIME RATHER THAN TURN HIM AWAY IN DISGUST.

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AND FOR THE OP OF THIS CONTEST

A PRESENT:

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