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ilike2dance

Avatar: Piggy Bank
6.44"

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

My mom called my doctor and said to him “What’s the most accurate measurement for weighing?”

The doctor said “An underwater weighing test”

And just like that, my mom said “Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?” and the doc said “Today at 2pm.”

So, I didn’t bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants…Ugh).

My sister said “Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?” The doctor said “No.”

So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater for 8 seconds and had she must have enjoyed it..but I didn’t.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 03/10/2009 11:42PM
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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
9.44"
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

what

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Posted On: 03/10/2009 11:50PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Tesfan Posted:

what

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 03/10/2009 11:51PM
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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
17.77"
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

That’s for measuring VOLUME

also fap fap fap

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Posted On: 03/10/2009 11:58PM
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koopafootbal-
lplayer25

Avatar: 158355 Tue Mar 10 23:24:01 -0400 2009
5.45"

[TheSuperSexyAction-
Klan]

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Your doctors a pedophile.

pie is good
Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:08AM
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UndeadPhallu-
s117

Avatar: Mother and Children
5.95"
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Troll

People get ****y because I speak the truth. I'm actually awesome.

Great story, I’d like to know more

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:09AM
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ilike2dance

Avatar: Piggy Bank
6.44"

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

I didn’t take a shower and she didn’t too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls ‘pretend’ to pull their hair up, but they don’t. That’s what she did.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:19AM
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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
11.58"
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Inertia Posted:

That’s for measuring VOLUME

Tesfan Posted:

what

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:26AM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

what was here? You’ll never know.

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:27AM
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CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
14.73"
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Your mom should have held you under water a long time ago.

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:29AM
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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
19.1"
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

What’s up guys I’m just smokin some doobs and punchin some woman's genitalss.

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:36AM
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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
19.76"
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

My mom called the doctor and the doctor said “No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 12:50AM
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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
10.9"
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Okay, does anyone have the faintest idea what OP is going on about?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 03/11/2009 2:19AM
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
13.64"
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

ilike2dance Posted:

I’m sorry, you don’t seem to understand.

You want a detailed summary of what happened? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don’t need to take a shower if you don’t want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor’s office.

ilu man

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 2:25AM
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GigMendecil

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
5.23"

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Interesting. I think. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 03/11/2009 2:28AM
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Poseur

Avatar: Blonde Woman
5.42"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

i sense poorly-suppressed incestuous feelings ITT

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 3:16AM
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WoweeZowee

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
11.58"
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

i’m still

what

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 3:18AM
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
13.64"
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

ilike2dance Posted:

My sister constantly talks about her hair. “Should I wash it?” “Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?” Stuff like that.

It wasn’t my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn’t have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

About the water:

The water is located in a room that is different than the office. It is in a different location. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in a different room than the doctors office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in the room with the water.

ilu man

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 3:18AM
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Poseur

Avatar: Blonde Woman
5.42"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

ilike2dance Posted:

About the topic title:

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn’t expect to go to my doctor’s office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn’t mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would’ve let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.

Poseur edited this message on 03/11/2009 3:23AM

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 3:22AM
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Poseur

Avatar: Blonde Woman
5.42"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 20 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

ilike2dance Posted:

More about the hair:

She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn’t allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.

More about my sister:

My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water.

ohh… i guess it makes more sense now

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Posted On: 03/11/2009 3:27AM
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