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	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED hn (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED Odalisque Posted: Hooray for woman's genitals Kegels!!!Log in to see images! I bet you’re a snappy dresser! Log in to see images! (view post)	05/02/2008
	I wanna drawfabulous person PseudoNymph Posted: Draw prostitute barbie. Draw Jane Mansfield Barbie (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED gigerth Posted: i thought kegels were male reproductive organ exercises or something male reproductive organ Kegels woman's genitals Kegels bum Kegels It depends on where you need to develop muscle tone. HandofGod was having trouble with his intestinal fortitude, which tipped me off that his sphincter was probably too loose. It only takes about five minutes a day, and you can do it while sitting down at your computer. And it’s much cheaper than getting a sphincter transplant. (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED handofg0d Posted: You guys, seriously, I just found out from personal experience that if you give yourself an enema with malt liquor, it causes projectile diarrhea Log in to see images! I seee someone hasn’t been doing their bum kegels. Log in to see images! (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED SG94 Posted: yeah I’m pretty sure no one actually bothered to read that I read it. In fact, it inspired me to create this thread. Please go post on it, then come back here and bump this thread. (view post)	05/02/2008
	itt: Forumwarz Hook Ups! Share Your Experiences! We’ve all heard about some of the legenday hook ups that occurred between folks that met on ForumWarz. For example, Evil Trout first scored with Jalapeño Bootyhole after meeting him here. And Escher’s b00bz met for the first time in the ForumWarz forums, before Escher herself was even a twinkle in their nipples. But there are a LOT more stories out there waiting to be told, and if you don’t tell your side of it first, chances are the other person is going to blab, and in a way that isn’t at all complimentary. So, post NOW, and get your shots in before your one night stand makes fun of your crooked teeth, body odor, small male reproductive organ, 4” clit, etc. OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY . . . (view post)	05/02/2008
	Items and consumables idea How about . . . Cigars to replenish troll douchebaggery. I ****ing love tobacco and I especially love it in the form of cigars. Now as to items . . . am I correct in understanding that re res don’t have any equip-able items? Why not let them equip an item of junk and use it as a bong? I’m saying ANY junk item, since any internet re re worthy of the name can make a bong out of anything. Or if drug use doesn’t fit the game’s conception of re res, then the item could be equipped as the re re’s “best friend”. I imagine it would give the re a few more ego points or something. If you like these ideas, send me BP. THANK YOU1111111 (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED No time for that now!!! We’re having an . . . UPDATE Our agents have reported suspicious activity at CZ HQ, which is under 24 hour surveillance. A woman fitting the description of “sleazy old whore, appearing intoxicated, with a peg leg” just entered the building. THIS COULD BE THE BREAK IN THE CASE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR111111 CORRECTION: It was only Evil Trout’s mom. Sorry for the false alarm. (view post)	05/02/2008
	Cougar!! Vuron Posted: Middle-aged women need sex too ya know. Oh sorry the other type of cougar. The news report didn’t specify, actually. (view post)	05/02/2008
	So I can be guilt free, right? Post her phone number. Log in to see images! (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED This reminds me of a thread I’ve been meaning to write . . . . (view post)	05/02/2008
	Cougar!! Right now there is a cougar running around in my neighborhood. The authorities are trying to catch it so they can interrogate it and see if there are any links between wildlife and 9/11. There’s been a chopper hovering overhead for 5 or 6 hours, and now I know why. They want to see if the cougar is going to try and contact Al Kaida. EDIT: wouldn’t you know it but just as I hit post, the helicopter flew off. So I guess they got it. God Bless, America. (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED crayoncakes Posted: I’m sorry Marcos but our love can never bloom Log in to see images! That’s OK. I just want sex, not to be seen in public. (view post)	05/02/2008
	SOMETHING IS GOING ON AND I'M NOT INCLUDED crayoncakes Posted: bump with cake Log in to see images! CC, rather than post some clever or non clever innuendo about cake and wanting a portion of it, I’ll just come right out and ask: Will you have sex with me? How about if I was the last man on earth? (view post)	05/02/2008
	THE ULTIMATE THREAD OF AWESOME SUICIDE TECHNIQUES I’m a sucker for the clbumic methods, like standing next to an Armenian and inhaling. (view post)	05/02/2008
	evil trout...... i'm calling u out MySpace Tom Posted: I’m going to go out and get a burger, and then I think I may just cut myself. Log in to see images! Pick me up a bacon cheeseburger and a noose while you’re out? Thanks!! Log in to see images! (view post)	05/02/2008
	I wanna drawfabulous person -God- Posted: No: 1. fine upstanding member of societys on a plane 2. They have AIDS 3. Evil Trout in front of the plane 4. He’s like OMG fine upstanding member of societyS ON A PLANE Evil Trout is muh fine upstanding member of societyh. (view post)	05/02/2008
	remove/trash the 'best game ever' thread BirdofPrey Posted: oh btw i am working on other text games too expect a mini one soon and a big epic one sometime in the forseeable future Your male reproductive organ is eaten by a grue. (no homo) (view post)	05/02/2008
	evil trout...... i'm calling u out Crinkz Posted: You are such a disgrace to emo kids, I think I may just boot you. BOOT PARTY111111111111111111 (view post)	05/02/2008

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