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HAPPY ****ING BIRTHDAY VURON

Posting in the better thread to wish Vuron a HB.

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New prank: Change Name

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

OH LAUD, IZZAT SOME TROLLAN IN GD?

Ok, great. Now explain to me how you bribe a level 1 re-re who signed up a year ago and never actually pwned a forum.

You can’t, obviously. My specific point was, obviously, in reference to active players. See above for a decent suggestion on how to handle inactive players.

Yea, because “Longcats” and “Stacgnol” do a REALLY good job. Both players have been inactive for over 8 months, and I don’t think that anybody here would argue that they are either likely to come back. Why should they be denying those names to players who are most likely going to actually use them?

Who, exactly, is clamoring to have the screenname ‘longcat’? And why is that addition of an extra letter or number or some such a big deal? If you want to be ‘Longcat’, and it’s already taken, then simply sign in as ‘Longcat_01’ or some such. On the off chance that the ‘original’ Longcat comes back to the game, then the bribery option all of a sudden becomes viable. And if they are inactive (i.e., not posting in Flamebate or IDC) then when and how, exactly, is their name going to be an issue? Simply because you dont get to be ‘Longcat’ and have to settle for ‘Longcat_01’?

The way I see it, people are trying to nitpick at implementation specifics instead of looking at the general idea.

I see that most people are looking at the general idea, and finding it to be pointless. I haven’t seen a huge outcry amongst the FWZ mbumes that a coveted name is unavailable. This thread is the first I’ve seen or heard about it.

What if the activity cutoff was six months? What if inactivity protection was free to anybody who bought and/or used BP? There are a variety of ways to do it that wouldn’t be susceptible to abuse and would be HIGHLY unlikely to affect people who deserve their names.

So, can anybody voice objection to the general idea of making it so that people can take names from accounts that are unlikely to ever return to activity?

Yes, I can. The general idea is simply an over-reaction to a minor inconvenience at best. There was never any warning given to previous players that inactive accounts would be tampered with.

Now, I think Orson & CaptainDDL’s ideas are a good starting point.

Any account that never purchased BPs AND consists of a single character (of any clbum) that is Level 5 or less, and has been inactive for at least six months, that would be a fair candidate for deletion, but only if such a policy was made clear to all new & existing players. New Players would see a warning screen upon character creation, and Existing players would receive a warning email that their account was due for deletion.

However, any player that purchased BPs, for any reason, should be immune to any such purge.

How do you define fellatio?

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Fellatio is what you get from your girlfriend.

Throat****ing is what you do to your sister.

Fixed that for ya.

New prank: Change Name

SimplytheWORST idea, ever.

If you really want a specific name here, then how about bribing the current name owner with BP? If it’s important enough to you, then you’ll be willing to cough up the BPs.

And if you’re so attached to a specific internet persona name that this isn’t good enough for you… then you really need to take some time off and visit Reality 1.0

Or, just add an extra letter or number to your coveted name. Seriously.

BRB GUIZE TAKING SOME TYLENOL TO KILL MYSELF

Fingerz Posted:

I know- why do you think I’m doing this in the first place?!?! Log in to see images!

I can’t go on living with this pain anymore.

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Try some Vaseline first. Then it won’t hurt so much going in.

At least, that’s what Mary Ann does right before she sits back and enjoys the Czarnian Booster Rocket Dance

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How old are you?

Got another birthday coming up.

Jan. 13, 1973

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Creepypasta Thread!

Ask yourself this, McBanny: If this thread was a discussion about the works of Stephen King (which are also fictional (i.e., non real) creepy stories), where would it belong?

Fran's cooking: Brigadeiro!

Yes, but do you know how to make Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls?

CLOSED: GGM's IRL Camwhore Contest (NSFW)

Jessilynne 5/10 – Clbumic approach, good overall boobage, but kind of boring.

Queen Shaz 8/10 – sexy body, great use of props,

Theillbehaviored 3/10 – not an entirely hideous body, but no real effort was made here. Horrible presentation. And in this situation, I’d have rather left the face to the imagination.

WinglessAyngel 6/10 – Similar to the above, but got +3 points for full on nudity.

CloudieGin 7/10 – Absolutely adorable. This highest score of all of the clothed camwhores. If you’d shown a bit more skin, you probably would have won.

Bandaney 8/10 – Sexy body, nice frontal nudity, excellent first photo with the best cleavage shot in the thread.

bronnih 5/10 – kind of cute, but horrible photo, and worse, it looks faked.

trespbumerswill 8/10 – nice body shot, the prop was the most clever of all.

TJF588 4/10 – clever presentation, but -5 for being a guy. But you still scored better than Theillbehaviored, so you have that going for you.

My suggestion: a one picture competition between the three front runners (Queen Shaz, Bandaney & tresspbumerswill). Best camwhore shot wins it all.

Edit: Of course, I’d like to see CloudieGin give it another try to earn some bonus points.

Just making sure I've got this right

Dammit, Crinkz. You were unbanned for what, 10 minutes before you did something to get banned again?

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