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	Post Your CAPTAIN SODA-inspired art projects here! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/10/2008
	REASONS WHY MY SIGNATURE IS COOL AND WHY IM USING IT CaptainJackMorgan Posted: It’s a….BEAUTIFUL signature, friend… ::: dramatic eyebrow raise ::: We…should—ALL! STOP… And appreciate the beautiful women. ::: attemts to kiss computer girl’s hand, bonks head ::: What the… ::: tries again ::: My…GOD! It’s some—-sort of…FORCE FIELD ::: dramatic zoom in ::: OMG YOU ARE COOL JOIN MY KLAN PLEASE (view post)	06/10/2008
	KLAN REEEEE-REEEE NOW HAS A THEME SONG L2 YOURE WRONG THIS IS OUR THEME SONG IT REFLECTS OUR POWAR LEVEL (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted: WOW! Is that true Captain Soda? NO What was the alien like? NICE How did he give you your powers? HE GAVE THEM TO ME Did he touch you and he was all gross and icky? NO AND YES What kind of mutant powers do you got now? SODA VISION Can you do Kung Fu AND Karate? My dad took me to Karate lessons at the Y lotsa times and my teacher said I did really really good at it. I CAN MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE BY PUNCHING THEM How did the can bite you if it don’t have no teeth? I PUT MY FINGER IN THE DRINKING HOLE BECAUSE THEIR WAS A FLY IN IT Did it really hurt when the can bit you? NO What weapon did you get? Is it like a neato terrific super awesome sword? Or like a ring like the Green Lantern has? ROBOT ARMS. HE PUT THE OLD ONES ON AN ALIEN AMPUTEA WHO WAS HAPPY FOR THE NEW ARMS (view post)	06/10/2008
	AN PETITION HI AAHZ IF YOU AND ALL YOUR ALTS SIGN THIS PETITON EVIL TROUT WILL HAVE TO MAKE OT FOR SURE (view post)	06/10/2008
	Thank you guys so much!!! Time for me to give something back! FRIEND REQUESTS TO EVERYONE WHO POSTS! CONGRATULATIONS SG94 I’M ALMOST WILLING TO TAKE YOU UNDER MY WING AS APPRENTICE AND TEACH YOU THE SECRETS OF POWAR BUT IM STILL DECIDING BETWEEN YOU, L@, JALAPENO bumHOLE AnD PICKLED male reproductive organbum IT COULD BE A WHILE (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted: Hi Captain Soda! HI MONGOLOID YOU SHOULD SIGN MY PENTITION (view post)	06/10/2008
	TROGLODYTE OFICLY LEAVING FRUM WARZ Troglodyte Posted: IF I DO IM GONNA JERK MY COK ON DA WAY DOWN, FUKK IT REEEEEEEEEE-REEEEEEEEEEEE POWAR (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB R2 Posted: Deer Captain Soda Thank u for generously maeking me personally a very own badge of my own, but I do not like to use a “signature”. I have heard that if u leave your “signature” somewhere, the lawyerz can bust u, and there are many nasty people here, some of them could even practice law. I haev heard that it is hard to get razers and sleeping pills in prison without a big black man taking them from u because u are his “****”. I feel it would only add to my pain, which is reaching new levels all the tiem. This is why I cannot use my personal “signature”. I am going to sleep now, but (fingers crossed) I might not wake up again, so goodbai, not good night. YOU ARE A VERY GOOD POSTER KEEP DOING IT (view post)	06/10/2008
	RE-RES JOIN KLAN RERE WE NOW HAVE A THEME SONG THAT PROPERLY REFLECTS OUR POWAR LEVEL LISTEN TO IT THEN JOIN OUR KLAN IF YOURE A RE_RE (view post)	06/10/2008
	Furries Share Your Fursona! Yiff Tannen Posted: Log in to see images! OH MY -GOD- ITS A MANPHIN (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Overspammer Posted: i had it for four minutes. FOUR MINUTES IS A LONG TIME Log in to see images! (view post)	06/10/2008
	SPECIAL FANCLUB BADGE FOR JALAPENO bumHOLE AND EVIL TROUT AND BINGEBOT X-51 AND TIMMEH AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS ALSO A MEMBER OF CROTCH ZOMBIE Log in to see images! ITS SPECIAL USE IT GUYS (view post)	06/10/2008
	Furries Share Your Fursona! DO YOU KNOW BEAR HE COMES HERE SOMETIMES HE GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH ANOTHER BEAR AT SCHOOL (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	06/10/2008
	BAD NEWS ABOUT SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTY GUYS SuperHappyFunKitty Posted: Not to be pooping is shoes cause of rat poison. To be pooping is shoes cause u suck male reproductive organ shaped tentacle. Your shoes to be filled with poop till you quit being ****tard. Also rubberbands. WAS I FOUND THE KITTIE HURRY UP AND FEEED HIM THE ANTITDOTE WHILE I HOLD HIM DOWNLog in to see images! (view post)	06/10/2008
	8 reasons cats suck THEY PPOP IN YOUR SHOES (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Nicco Posted: CAPTIAN GRATZ 4 LVL 8 Log in to see images! LEVEL 9 BY END OF DAY I THINK BECAUSE OF MY POWAR (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB SuperHappyFunKitty Posted: Not to be joining your stoopid club. Not to be hitting me with magazine no more. If no wanting poop in shoe, then no more putting shoe next to litter box. No can tell difference. This are the most exceedingly. Pot Loving. Because life am not joyful without Pot Loving. Also you no deserving time to think of random object. Log in to see images! KITTIES MAD BECAUSE I HAD TO GIVE HIM BATH FOR ALL THE POOP HE HAD STUCK TO HIS FUR KITTIES STILL SICK UNTIL WAS GIVES HIM THE ANTIDOTE I MADE OUT OF THE RAT POISON KITTIE GOT SICK BY (view post)	06/10/2008
	BAD NEWS ABOUT SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTY GUYS was Posted: Log in to see images! This could be it? YES IT IS GOOD FIND I MADE ANTIDOTE OUT OF IT NOW FIND KITIE AND MAKE SURE HE EATS IT (view post)	06/10/2008

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