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Politics AN PETITION

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

FOR A FORUM IDEA

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

MAKE A FORUM WHERE CAPTAIN SODA APPEARS AND KILLS YOU IN ONE SHOT UNLESS YOU USE AN ABILITY THAT POSTS A PICTURE OF A CUTE ASIAN GIRL AND THEN CAPTAIN SODA BECOMES YOUR FRIEND

THIS WOULD BE A VERY GOOD FORUM FOR EVIL TROUT TO MAKE. HERES A VISUAL EXAMPLE DRAWN IN BY CRAYONCAKES

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AS YOU CAN SEE IT WOULD BE AN GOOD FORUM AND MANY PEOPLE WOULD ENJOY IT.

PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION SO THAT EVIL TROUT AND JALAPENO bumHOLE KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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ilu man

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crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Odalisque Posted:

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Odalisque Posted:

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Odalisque Posted:

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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Odalisque Posted:

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sonichaos735

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Odalisque Posted:

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200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

white man’s magic…


“The thing’s hollow – it goes on forever – and – oh my God – it’s full of mammary glands!” – Dave Bowman

Draconos

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10

Level 15 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Odalisque Posted:

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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.


Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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Evil Karp

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Level 2 Re-Re

Fenk Posted:

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.

Also signed

Snake Eyes

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12

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

GAIA RULES!

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.

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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.

(C)Famine.

OLDfabulous person

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12

Level 42 Re-Re

MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

Hi!

Captain Soda told me to sign this.

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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

HI AAHZ

IF YOU AND ALL YOUR ALTS SIGN THIS PETITON EVIL TROUT WILL HAVE TO MAKE OT FOR SURE


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

HI AAHZ

IF YOU AND ALL YOUR ALTS SIGN THIS PETITON EVIL TROUT WILL HAVE TO MAKE OT FOR SURE

we just did.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

CAPTAIN SODA: VEER I DONT THINK YOUVE SIGNED MY PETITION

remedied


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

AH WILL SIGN

ALLLE I HEARD WUZ THE PART ABOUT CUTE ASIAN GURLZ??


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