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	Occam's Razor™ R2 Posted: Well I bumumed that that was how to do it. I had a friend (well, he didn’t call me “you sad ****” like most people, that means he was my friend, rite?) who was helping me, and we used to practice together. Then one day he succeeded in “ending his pain”, but he forgot to leave instructions. I’ve tried to contact him from behind the grave, but when I tried that glbum thing with a Oija (sp?) bored, the glbum fell on the floor and it broke. I tried to cut myself with the glbum, but then I realized that it was made of plastic. It didn’t work. The pain is becoming unbearable, & I can’t find help. YOU ARE A GOOD POSTER, I THINK. KEEP DOING THAT. HAVE YOU TRIED SEEKING PSYCHIATRIC HELP IN ORDER TO OVERCOME YOUR SUICIDAL TENDENCIES? OTHERWISE I COULD PROBABLY PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACK AND YOUD DIE LIKE HOUDINI CAUSE IM POWARFUL (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE [OFFICIAL] LOVE THREAD L2 Posted: That’s okay, I made a better one. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! THIS IS A P. COOL FRIENDSHIP HEART SO FAR, I THINK (view post)	06/10/2008
	IT HAS BEGUN... Snake Eyes Posted: and everyone’s hero AAHZ are under my command now, as you should be. Yiff Tannen Posted: obsessed sort of bumhurt probably LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND? DEFINITELY! (view post)	06/10/2008
	BAD NEWS ABOUT SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTY GUYS was Posted: I am sad for Kittie. Captain Soda, if there is anything I can do just ask. THE VETERAN (AFTER I PUNCHED HIM) SAID KITTIE PROBABLY ATE A RAT THAT ATE RAT POISON AND THATS WHY KITTIE IS SICK SO IF WE FOUND THE RAT POISON THAT THE RAT ATE I COULD MAKE AN ANTIDOTE OUT OF THE RAT POISON THAT THE RAT I ATE (view post)	06/10/2008
	BAD NEWS ABOUT SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTY GUYS OLDfabulous person Posted: EH..? HURTING KITTIES? DONT U BE MEAN TO KITTIES MR. MEAN MAN! ... WIFFLE BAT. WIFFLE BAT TO YOUR KNEE CAPS! Log in to see images! HI AAHZ (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB littlefran Posted: Posted a ForumBuildr idea for CAPTAIN SODA. Because the Flamebate isn’t enough for him. Log in to see images! COOL BEANS LITTLE FRAN IM AWESOME TO HAVE SUCH AWESOME FANCLUB MEMBERS EVERYBODY FINE FRANS IDEA AND VOTE FOR IT ITS EASY TO FIND (view post)	06/10/2008
	IT HAS BEGUN... Bauzer Posted: and i remember saying i am not following Revelations by the letter. Log in to see images! this is a new breed. (c)Famine. SO YOUR AGREEING THAT YOUR STUPID AAHZ? INTERESTING (view post)	06/10/2008
	BAD NEWS ABOUT SUPERHAPPYFUNKITTY GUYS I TOOK KITTIE TO THE VETERANARIAN ABOUT THE POOPING PROBLEM, AND THE VETERANARIAN SAID KITTIE MIGHT HAVE TO BE PUT TO SLEEP THAT MEANS THEY WANT TO KILL KITTIE I PUNCHED A VETERAN IN THE FACE BUT THAT DIDNT HELP KITTIE WHAT DO WE DO GUYS? (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Something_Witty Posted: IT IS DONE. Log in to see images! GOOD JOB Log in to see images! YOU ARE A GOOD FANCLUB MEMBER (view post)	06/10/2008
	IT HAS BEGUN... Yiff Tannen Posted: obsessed sort of bumhurt probably LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND? DEFINITELY! HAHAHA YES YOURE RITE (view post)	06/10/2008
	IT HAS BEGUN... AAHZ Posted: i am the enemy. i always was and i always will be. i am legendary. i always was and i always will be. i am psychotic. i always was and i always will be. AAHZ is the diseased one. seewhatididthere? there is no time for loneliness or pity. my name shall live forever in infamy. I have already won. Log in to see images! I THOUGHT L@ SAID THAT THERE WAS NO DISEASED WHORESMAN BUT THERE WAS A CONQUEST HORESMAN WHY ARE YOU A DISEASED HORESMAN THEN IS IT BECAUSE YOUR DUMB ALSO SO YOU ARE LONELY IM SORRY TO HERE THAT (view post)	06/10/2008
	RE-RES JOIN KLAN RERE MORE RERES WILL JOIN THIS KLAN I WILL TEACH THE OTHER RERES TO BE POWARFUL THAT ARE IN MY KLAN AND WE WILL BE THE POWARFUL ONES (view post)	06/10/2008
	IT HAS BEGUN... AAHZ Posted: lol remember when you TM’d me begging for admission into KPC? good times, Biff. You are still a complete and utter n00b to me, tho and i always feel bad when i PWN you, like i kicked a kitten or a puppy or something. Log in to see images! AAHZ HEY THERE IS IT LONELY YET IN YOUR KLAN FULL OF ALTS Log in to see images! IM ASKING FOR KNOWLEDGE NOT TOO OFFEND YOU (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB Something_Witty Posted: I’m totally getting in on this action. Please sign me up for the club! Hey Cap’n, what would you like on your Wiki page? Log in to see images! MORE TRU STORIES (view post)	06/10/2008
	THE CAPTAIN SODA FANCLUB ILL GIVE OUT MORE BADGES TOMOROW BUT IM BUSY NOW (view post)	06/10/2008
	WANT! icwutudidthar Posted: ELECTRIC SHOES Log in to see images! WHAT IF YOU STEP IN PUDDLE? YOULL BE ELECTRECUTED! (view post)	06/10/2008
	AN PETITION FOR A FORUM IDEA CAPTAIN SODA Posted: MAKE A FORUM WHERE CAPTAIN SODA APPEARS AND KILLS YOU IN ONE SHOT UNLESS YOU USE AN ABILITY THAT POSTS A PICTURE OF A CUTE ASIAN GIRL AND THEN CAPTAIN SODA BECOMES YOUR FRIEND THIS WOULD BE A VERY GOOD FORUM FOR EVIL TROUT TO MAKE. HERES A VISUAL EXAMPLE DRAWN IN BY CRAYONCAKES Log in to see images! AS YOU CAN SEE IT WOULD BE AN GOOD FORUM AND MANY PEOPLE WOULD ENJOY IT. PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION SO THAT EVIL TROUT AND JALAPENO bumHOLE KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT (view post)	06/10/2008
	i signed up just to make this thread hardcoremexican Posted: last post OMG HOW ARE YOU STANDING NEXT TO YOUTSELF HITTING YOURSELF WITH AN AXE?!! MINDFUK! (view post)	06/09/2008
	THE [OFFICIAL] LOVE THREAD I CAN FEEL THE LOVE ALREADYLog in to see images! (view post)	06/09/2008
	i signed up just to make this thread ILL USE MY EXTREME POWAR TO DESTROY THE WILD** ALT Log in to see images!** (view post)	06/09/2008

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