MONGOLoidWARRIOR Posted:

WOW!

Is that true Captain Soda?

NO

What was the alien like?

NICE

How did he give you your powers?

HE GAVE THEM TO ME

Did he touch you and he was all gross and icky?

NO AND YES

What kind of mutant powers do you got now?

SODA VISION

Can you do Kung Fu AND Karate? My dad took me to Karate lessons at the Y lotsa times and my teacher said I did really really good at it.

I CAN MAKE PEOPLE EXPLODE BY PUNCHING THEM

How did the can bite you if it don’t have no teeth?

I PUT MY FINGER IN THE DRINKING HOLE BECAUSE THEIR WAS A FLY IN IT

Did it really hurt when the can bit you?

NO

What weapon did you get? Is it like a neato terrific super awesome sword? Or like a ring like the Green Lantern has?

ROBOT ARMS. HE PUT THE OLD ONES ON AN ALIEN AMPUTEA WHO WAS HAPPY FOR THE NEW ARMS