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AKK Posted:

fine upstanding member of societys wish their male reproductive organ was half as small as mine.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

I’m glad you understand this concept. Because you are so nice I’m going to tell you a story about me.

Hey guys, I am 14 years old, and I have mammary glands. One day I was asleep in my bed, than I wolk up to a very surprising treat, I had mammary glands. I felt very astonished. Why would the good lawrd jebus give poor old Zurela mammary glands? My first instinct was to call my boyfriend and tell him, so I did. I knew we would abuse my love for my “Chesticles” but I didn’t mind. So later on in the day he came over, and he was astonished too. My mother had not yet noticed, but my father had to check for breast cancer, thankfully he did, he checked for 7 and a half hours and found nothing, he said he needs to check everyday because my mom had it once and he didn’t want to loose me like he lost my mom, cause she died. Anyways so my Boyfriend came over and he checked too, apparently Breast cancer is a very serious disease, but I didn’t tell him about dada because I know he just wanted to be sure because he loved me. So after about a hour or two of that we played WoW and we lvled up, he told me I gave him an “erevecton” you know, that thing when it forces you outta the house, but I just ignored the comment because I am not his landlord, I just think he was being silly. He went home, and dad told me the power of mammary glands, and he told be if I have to be under heavy surveillance in the shower because if I don’t scrub my “mammary glands’ enough a demon will come out and kill us all. This is how mom died, so he says. So I washed this thoroughly and he made sure they are clean Enough. I really love how my mammary glands made everyone care about me more, and ladies I had no idea the upkeep of these things, so if there is any more tips I need, please tell me!

Thanks for Reading

ITT Laguna sucks my male reproductive organ

and swallows the hot gravy and then takes it in the bum for round two.

Don’t worry sexy, it might hurt a little at first but you’ll get used to it.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

Nicco Posted:

still laughing about that

you’ll get over it fabulous person. Eventually you’ll get bored and or die.

Either way, lol at you.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

BirdofPrey Posted:

you dont understand. akk is actually trolling all of us… as we speak…

And I win too.

Suck my male reproductive organ if you think otherwise.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

Andy_Dextruss Posted:

What’s there to be jealous of exactly?

My one inch male reproductive organ and my super power to stir drama by making ****es look.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

Laguna Posted:

Dude seriously, you’re the laughing stock of the internet, just kill yourself

Lol, kids think I care about fine upstanding member of society opinions.

If you actually think someone’s opinion on the ****ing net is worth a **** laguna it is you that must an hero.

You can’t stand up to me, you can’t do **** but bawwwww about how much you dislike me.

Keep doing it. I’ll learn a lesson, lol.

what’s that? you want me to go away and stop rocking your boat? what? am I messing up your day/internets?

Get ****ed, loser.

Thinking about starting a cult - advice?

I brought the kool aid.

Is this "Dolphin" **** serious?

I am a dolphin so I hope it’s true. I’ve always wanted to roleplay as myself on a simulated-simulated human interaction video game.

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

btw retard, hobo is banned for two days, good luck with getting a reply

I’m not sure who you’re referring to here, but this makes me sad. I was so hoping for sex. In case you didn’t know, hobo has an XBOX HUGE crush on me.