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Business Thinking about starting a cult - advice?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I’ve been pretty bored lately, so I’ve been thinking about starting a cult. Mainly, I really like the idea of gullible minions doing my bidding.

I’m trying to find a downside to the thing, but I’m not seeing it. I mean if I get sick of it, I can pretty much just serve up the “special” Kool-aid, pudding or whatever and they will all take themselves off my hands, right?

Am I missing something? Also, looking for a good name for it. It should obviously be either biblical or new-agey.

Suggestions are appreciated!

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

scullyangel Posted:

I’ve been pretty bored lately, so I’ve been thinking about starting a cult. Mainly, I really like the idea of gullible minions doing my bidding.

I’m trying to find a downside to the thing, but I’m not seeing it. I mean if I get sick of it, I can pretty much just serve up the “special” Kool-aid, pudding or whatever and they will all take themselves off my hands, right?

Am I missing something? Also, looking for a good name for it. It should obviously be either biblical or new-agey.

Suggestions are appreciated!

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no downside.

Call yourselves he Disciples of Eden, and have one of your things be walking around nude. Also you can serve apples at all your meetings and social functions!


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AKK

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Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

I brought the kool aid.


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Call it Paella. Sounds all spiritual and intergalactic, but secretly it’s about rice.


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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

the Minion Man March


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

put lsd in the koolaid instead of cyanide and you’ll get a lot more followers,.. trust me


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

These are all excellent suggestions! I’m going to seriously consider Disciples of Paella. Our motto can be “Combining the mystick wisdom of ancient China and Spain.”

I might get more followers with the acid laced kool-aid, but I don’t think they would mind me as well, do you? Maybe I could lace the paella with mushrooms a couple times a year. I’ll have to think about that.


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