AKK's Flamebate Posts

the truth about fran

Princess DragonRape Posted:

Will you ****ing STOP spamming the place with tranny porn? The people who play forum warz may not be offended by it but some people are actually dealing with gender identity disorder, and one of them just happened to see what the **** you’ve done here before I had a chance to adblock your ****ing idiocy. Now if I end up having problems with my wife because of your bumholish idea of fun, I will personally hunt you the **** down and kill your bum. I might finally have a kid on the way and if your ****ing dumbbumery causes me to either raise this child on my own or have to give it up for adoption due to divorce or suicide, you are going towish you had never ****ing been born, you ****wad sicko.

HOLY ****ING bum HURT BATMAN.

Go iRAWR. *waves flag*

**** princess, if I knew you responded to tranny porn I’d have put a bot on your puter and started uploading it to your desktop (don’t forget who has your IP sweetums).

Of course I would never do that nor encourage anyone to do that *cough*

ITT Angry Hobo attempts to troll me and fails

MY MIND!

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ITT Laguna sucks my male reproductive organ

Actually in this instance laguna will actually be paying me for enjoy services, but yes, the principle is similar.

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I’ve actually had them surgically grafted on knowing that one day a moment like this would come along.

*presents micro-peen*

Moral Dilema

so there’s this rather tasty girl at my college, sadly she has autism, she’s not really high on the spectrum, she’s just a bit odd and slow maybe.

but yeh she really likes me because I quite often help her with course work.

so anyway we had a rather late valentines day do last week (hall was closed so we had to find and book a venue) and she turned up looking really smart, but you could easily see her curves, she looked absolutely stunning.

well she came and spoke to me and i got her a few drinks, she was really funny actually, by the time I’d had a few i couldn’t even remember or notice she had autism.

well it got to like 1am and we left, rather drunk, and she asked to stay at mine, I thought It wouldn’t do any harm I wouldn’t do anything.so we got a taxi to mine.

we got in, took our jackets and shoes off, and collapsed on the couch, we were lying right next to each other, she spun round and rested her hand on my chest, and started stroking it.

I didn’t know what to do! 5 seconds later I decided to go for it.

I ran my hands down her side, across her stomach and down her panties. It was wet and felt amazing. she was so tight I even had to start with my pinky.

I slowly stroked her clit then pushed my finger deep inside (inside) What kind of Pokemon are you? Are you loyal through and through? Do you have a heart that’s true? What kind of Pokemon are you?

Take your NORMAL type like Jigglypuff Against the GHOSTLY Gengar the battle’s real tough Thunderbolt’s a great ELECTRIC attack ‘Til you get GROUND down by a Marowak

ITT Laguna sucks my male reproductive organ

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you with my motorcycle.

COURTESY OF YOUR GOOD FRIENDS HERE@ KLAN **** YOU, SOME KLAN THREADS WITH AKKLUZER FOR YOU TO LAFF A,. PS UNBAN HOBO YOU DUMB HOMOGAYS

we should definitely hang out.

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and to this day they still call me tuna-meister.

‘Nam was a special time and place. We were gods back then, but now, only men.

Celery and I were among the few lucky ones that came back with our lives. Others weren’t so lucky.

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YES, and I don’t even know what it is I’m agreeing to, I never read that post.

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Celerysteve Posted:

You better try harder, because you’re not trying hard enough. You can’t touch this AKK guy with your weak ****. He’s aces.

This man speaks the truth, you could all learn something from his example.