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DO NOT POAST ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING ITTbumped for relevance to to modern day events! (view post) |
10/08/2008 |
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POST YR FACEBefore I lost the weight (yesterday)
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This is after I lost my weight
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Anyone wanna cyber?
14/f/cal
PS: I dyed my hair blonde for the new pic, I hope you think it’s sexy Log in to see images! (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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I need some advice...Biff Weasley Posted:
This isn’t copy pasta, this is real life!
Stop trivializing my emotional pain or I’ll report you! (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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CLOSED: 7BP After i get Miss PopularityLord Shplane Posted:
This is why I love this game.
Simulated simulated human interactions.
lawlz (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME YOU'RE AN bumHOLE READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ ME READ(view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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I need some advice...Don’t worry guys, I think I have found a solution!
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl’s bare chest. “How?” you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to “put some of this on her” while she calls the doctor. “Putting some of this on hear” meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment **** all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She’s sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing. Details: She’s about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She’s in jammies I think because although I’m pretty shaken up right now I know I unbumoned something before I went at it. God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her ****ING mammary glands, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy. I didn’t do anything else because I’m a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn’t technically do anything wrong, so I’m in the clear. I’d write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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I need some advice...What do you recommend I do?
I’m so confused, help me internet? (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.obvious basement dweller is obvious (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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I need some advice...I’ve been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don’t like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my bum and now I have a hard time taking a ****. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my **** will come out easy. I’ve never had sex with a girl, because I don’t know how to pick them up. That’s why I turned Furry. But now I’m just tired of guys ripping my bum when they don’t use lubrication. I’ve had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn’t receive, so I had to suck his male reproductive organ and he made me swallow or he would kick my bum.
Help me out here FW, what should I do? AKK, 27, Canada (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen? About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra bumer I usually put in the pan when I’m grilling grill’d cheese. I didn’t notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn’t taste any worse. Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor’s 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor’s yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret. My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better – I nonchalantly told her I used a different bumer, which in it’s essence wasn’t entirely a lie, I just didn’t specify it was my nut bumer. I’m not about to outright lie to my mother. I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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DO NOT POAST ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING ITTBirdofPrey Posted:
You’re right, my whole thread is ruined now! oh noes!!! (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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Petition to unban iRawrI’ll vouch for iRawr, he’s a pretty cool guy. He trolls teh FW and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Signed.
AKK (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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The Official "Wah Wah, Paying Money For a Game I Like is Bull****" ThreadI refuse to pay for this game. ****es may fork over their dollar in the name of capitalizm if they so desire.
There are better free games out there and I play them instead. Now I only come here for the bum hurt fail trolls that have emo crushes on me, that sort of thing is priceless. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.*pacefalm* (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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DO NOT POAST ANYTHING REMOTELY INTERESTING ITT<@iIRZ> and then i will come
Post edited by modfabulous personfotz. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.obvious basement dweller is obvious (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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ATTN AAHZBiff Weasley Posted:
when did I become a vampire?
I guess it doesn’t matter, **** you all I’m a vampire!
show me tah boobies!
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*snore* (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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Important Announcementapparently, cancer seems to sell here. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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MCbanhammer loves the male reproductive organ.STPO IT OR U’LL HRTED MI FEELINZ!!!
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you have failed to transmit anything that amuses me, please die. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |
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Important AnnouncementDon’t be hatin fine upstanding member of society, you know you love the cancer. (view post) |
10/07/2008 |