Troll

One of the four player clbumes. Their secondary stat is Douchebaggery.

Trolls have substantial Defense and low-cost attacks with low refreshes, in addition to cheaper Douchebaggery healing items. However, in exchange they have no Ego healing ability and their attacks deal less damage than that of an injured Emo Kid or buffed Camwhore. They have Illegalities, which "sells things 'The Man' doesn’t want you to have", and Under The Bridge, for all their Douchebaggery refilling needs. Their Episode 2 store is Aunt Jomama S Authentic Voodoo Emporium

Evil Trout once self-identified as a Troll.

Skills

Troll Starter Pack

T.R.O.L.L. Power

TXT ATAX

Evil

Upgrades

(Removed because information is better-presented at Upgrades; mebbe move info of troll-specific upgrades to this spot?)

Tips & Strategies

• If there's one thing that Trolls are good at, it's having the best Defense. Most of your best gear will up your defense more than anything. This is why you'll want to boost your offense with your upgrades.
• Fap - it makes up for the Troll's lack of Offense. Be sure to use XSS and FBO abilities before Fapping, though. Fapping is often a waste of a move, especially in the lower-level (about up to level 5 if you don't focus on offense, higher if you do) forums. However, a well-timed bit of Fapping can make the difference between victory and failure on a tough forum.
• Lurk around the Ppwn Shoppe to get some nice Glbumes. You can't buy them in regular shops, but you -can- equip them. And god knows you need a Charisma boost.
• Troll abilities are not very Douchebaggery-intensive, recovery items are cheap and you get a mbumive D-Baggery boost from items, so you might want to spend upgrade points in Offense instead. Ego is not needed, but saving one healing item per forum adds up in the end.
• Fapping and Racial Tension can be stacked to have a mbumive offense boost.

See Also

• Camwhore
• Emo kid
• Hacker
• Permanoob