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Team Shortbus

TEAM SHORTBUS IS A KLAN THAT ENJOYS FELLATING MEN, AS SEVERAL KEY MEMBERS ARE OVERSEXED WOMEN. ALSO, THEY ARE A HISTORICALLY GREAT KLAN WHOSE BIGGEST CLAIMS TO FAME ARE INVENTING THE INTERNET, KOOL AID, BEING A fabulous person, AND THE NIKE SWOOSH.

TEAM SHORTBUS HAS RECIEVED THE E-PEEN™ "We Broke IDC!" FOR THEIR NOBLE EFFORTS TO MAKE IDC BETTER FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS. DURING THE TIME WHEN TEAM SHORTBUS DISCOVERED THESE FIXES MANY IDC CHATTERS PROTESTED, SAYING THINGS LIKE "HEY, WE WISH WE COULD DO THIS KIND OF THING!", "STOP SPAMMING YOU fabulous personS I'M TRYING TO HOLD A CONVERSATION GODDAMN" AND "OH GOD STRAWBERRY DOG DONGS"

MOST OF THE CREDIT CAN GO TO PIGLET SINCE PIGLET IS A GODDAMN GENIUS AND THE BEST PERSON TEAM SHORTBUS COULD HAVE EVER RECRUITED

LOTSA ****ES BE HATIN' ON TEAM SHORTBUS FOR RECEIVING THE E-PEEN™ BY SAYING THAT THIS **** IS UNFAIR AND THAT IT AWARDS JACKbumERY BUT TEAM SHORTBUS IGNORES THEM AS THEY JUST BE HATIN' AND MAD THAT THEY MADE IT

ONE NOTABLE HATER IS ZONBEI

SOME OTHER fabulous person KLAN KLAN ATTEMPTED TO GAIN AN E-PEEN™ BY EXPLOITING DOMINATION TO GET A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CARDS BUT fine upstanding member of societyS DIDN'T GET ****

TEAM SHORTBUS ALSO HAS ALL FOUR NON-UNIQUE KLAN E-PEEN™S, FOR A TOTAL OF FIVE E-PEEN™ WHICH IS WAS FAR MORE THAN ANY OTHER KLAN. THEY ARE TRULY WINNERS. ON THE INTERNET.

GOD BLESS YOU, TEAM SHORTBUS.

NOTABLE MEMBERS:

NANAfabulous personJESUS

MACKS

BIRDOFPREY

BARSTOOL

MILO

HULYEN

PHILANTHROPIST

GIGERTH

DR RON PAUL

UNDEADPHALLUS117

FIZZLEWIDGET

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o

PIGLET/MYSPACE TOM

Oh_No_Shrubs

VANESSA

NATALIE

CRAYONCAKES

VEER

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment

Gerald Franklin Culbertson Sr

TEEKAYEFF

FAIL

Something_Witty

Odalisque

MANPHIN

NOTJOEPESCI

DR. KRAID

Foetal_Blowjob

FRAN

NICCO

SOME OTHER fabulous personS

Notes

With 50% of their members banned Team Shortbus decided to become fabulous persongy gamers on July 14th, 2008. They are now called The Bus Club and they plan to **** your **** up in Domination. There are rumors that headsets may be involved. Rumors confirmed to be true, on July 16th 2008.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

JUST A SMALL NOTE: THIS **** IS OLD

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