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Pistachio Scoops

Pistachio scoops are rewarded for pwnage variety. Just about any competent player can pwn Denture Chat over and over, but what's the challenge in that?

To earn Pistachio scoops, you must pwn different forums in sequence without a loss, where a loss is either dying in battle or leaving the forum before you've pwned all the threads (chickened out). There is no time limit for this challenge, so feel free to spread it over several days, however bear in mind that you must not revisit the same forum twice. Pistachio scoops will be given as "normal" up to a streak of 56 forums pwned. With 60, your pistachio award will begin at 1 scoop and follow the same award numbers as if you had zero forums in your streak.

In order to make acquiring Pistachio scoops easier, many players use a Pistachio Scoop Streak Marker GreaseMonkey script. Using such a script requires GreaseMonkey and Firefox.

In addition, players can view detailed information about the previous forums that they had PWNed. In order to do so, from the BOOKMARKS tab, go to either the 'Forums' subtab or the 'Community Forums' subtab. There, click on the link for 'visit history'.

There is also E-Peen™ to be earned related to pwning different forums without a loss as well.

Rewards

  • Pwn 4 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 1 scoop, plus the "Big Day" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 8 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 2 scoops, plus the "Super 8" E-Peen)
  • Pwn 12 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 4 scoops, plus the "Grbum On The Field" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 16 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 6 scoops, plus the "Sweet Sixteen" Peen.)
  • Pwn 20 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 8 scoops, plus the "D20" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 24 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 10 scoops, plus the "Veado" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 28 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 12 scoops, plus the "The Red Tide" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 32 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 14 scoops, plus the "My bum Got Infected, Coach" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 36 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 16 scoops, plus the "You Killed Superman!" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 40 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 18 scoops, plus the "Life Begins" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 44 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 20 scoops, plus the "Double Ds" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 48 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 22 scoops, plus the "A Spoonful Of Sugar" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 52 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 24 scoops, plus the "Mexico Calling" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 56 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 26 scoops, plus the "White People Loves Lawyers" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 60 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 1 scoop, plus the "Sexagenarian" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 64 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 2 scoops, plus the "Ranks & Files" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 68 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 4 scoops, plus the "Alcohol kills, take LSD" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 72 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 6 scoops, plus the "Calling God Names" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 76 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 8 scoops, plus the "Rows And Rows Of The Finest Virtuosos" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 80 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 10 scoops, plus the "Around The World, Around The World" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 84 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 12 scoops, plus the "Sex 'n Dirt" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 88 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 14 scoops, plus the "Easy Rider" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 92 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 16 scoops, plus the "Fiend of Forumwarz Uranium" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 96 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 18 scoops, plus the "The Miracle" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 100 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 20 scoops, plus the "The Boiling Point" E-Peen.)
  • Pwn 104 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 22 scoops.)
  • Pwn 108 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 24 scoops.)
  • Pwn 112 different forums in a row without a loss. (You obtain 26 scoops.)

There are currently no E-Peen to be earned for streaks longer than 100.

Quick Look Table

Streak Count Scoop Payout
4 Forums 01 Scoop
8 Forums 02 Scoops
12 Forums 04 Scoops
16 Forums 06 Scoops
20 Forums 08 Scoops
24 Forums 10 Scoops
28 Forums 12 Scoops
32 Forums 14 Scoops
36 Forums 16 Scoops
40 Forums 18 Scoops
44 Forums 20 Scoops
48 Forums 22 Scoops
52 Forums 24 Scoops
56 Forums 26 Scoops
60 Forums 01 Scoop
64 Forums 02 Scoops
68 Forums 04 Scoops
72 Forums 06 Scoops
76 Forums 08 Scoops
80 Forums 10 Scoops
84 Forums 12 Scoops
88 Forums 14 Scoops
92 Forums 16 Scoops
96 Forums 18 Scoops
100 Forums 20 Scoops
104 Forums 22 Scoops
108 Forums 24 Scoops
112 Forums 26 Scoops
116 Forums 01 Scoop
120 Forums 02 Scoops
124 Forums 04 Scoops
128 Forums 06 Scoops
132 Forums 08 Scoops
136 Forums 10 Scoops
140 Forums 12 Scoops
144 Forums 14 Scoops
148 Forums 16 Scoops
152 Forums 18 Scoops
156 Forums 20 Scoops
160 Forums 22 Scoops
164 Forums 24 Scoops
168 Forums 26 Scoops
172 Forums 01 Scoop
176 Forums 02 Scoops
180 Forums 04 Scoops
184 Forums 06 Scoops
188 Forums 08 Scoops
192 Forums 10 Scoops
196 Forums 12 Scoops
200 Forums 14 Scoops
204 Forums 16 Scoops
208 Forums 18 Scoops
212 Forums 20 Scoops
216 Forums 22 Scoops
220 Forums 24 Scoops
224 Forums 26 Scoops

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