**** YOU

**** YOU was once the oldest and most respected klan in ForumWarz. Their primary goal was to troll and annoy the hell out of everyone. Other large klans such as Team Shortbus, 70 Character Storytellers and Episode 2 Beta have all officially acknowledged **** YOU as the single greatest klan ever to honour Forumwarz with its presence.

Origin

Every member of klan **** YOU was in reality being trolled by Angry hobo, also known as Tangolho, a member of the illustrious Team Shortbus. The truth was revealed in IRC, where, to the great amusement of [Team Shortbus], Tangolho revealed that he had created klan **** YOU in order to mop up the worst and most vocal posters, instill in them a false sense of klan pride, leech them for BP, and in general to carry out a kind of social experiment with morons, until the time came that he grows bored with his twisted creation and deletes it. Rumors say that day may come soon.

Origin: The True Story

Tangolho was, in actuality, trolling TSB. While the members of **** YOU were unaware of this, Tangolho made the klan to show how bumhurt TSB was regarding the rest of Forumwarz. Thinking of themselves as the bourgeois, they were largely made irrelevant by the much more entertaining proletariat of **** YOU.

**** YOU only follows one main rule - all members must ensure that they are never bumhurt. This event is something that **** YOU finds intolerable - I WILL EAT YOURE TOENAILS I WILL LIKC YOURE EYEBALL GNORGNORATH IS COMING the punishment for being bumhurt was being booted from the klan, unless the member could redeem themselves in the eyes of the klan's officers.

Organisation

The klan generally posessed very little organisation - they did not take Forumwarz seriously and rarely organise raids, for they have no official interests in games such as Forumwarz Domination. Usually, they do not organise trolling events such as mbum spam of the Role Playing boards; such events are usually either solely undertaken by one klan member or briefly discussed by members in the klan's IRC chat and then done spontaneously.

Flamebate Response

Clearly, **** YOU's goal is to generally annoy the **** out of everyone, and they seem to accomplish this goal nicely - **** YOU is hated by more or less the whole of Flamebate. The klan is constantly met with ridiculous insults such as "TSB wannabes", "worst trolls ever" and "fail". The klansmen of **** YOU, however, make a habit of laughing in the faces of their adversaries, and making justified claims of jealousy on their part.

END OF THE KLAN

These were the people left in the klan at the time of its deletion:

AAHZ

AKKAHZ

ANGRY HOBO (TROLL OF TROLLS)

baou30

Bix Nood

Bullied

Chronic-Boy (deleter of the ****)

Daniel Plainview

Downvoter

Dr Death

Dreadnuts

fsdgsdfjijnkn y8

Giant Turd

Gumfish

IndigoPhoenix

iRAWR

Iron ****

Iron Kitsch

Iron Lich

Iron Niche

Kid Banhammer

Laguna

Lee_Harvey_Oswald

Lester Burnham

Master_Troll

mooseknuckle

fine upstanding member of society-enjoy

NLXXII

P4RTYV4N

Physics

Protein_Pump

Sapper

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER

Thought_Police

Travalgar

UnstoppableChan

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ

we would like to take a moment to say... **** YOU :)

Offically deleted on: 09/24/09 < US DATE UK DATE > 25/09/09