DEAR DIARY,

I AM A GIGANTIC fabulous person AND SHOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF WHERE I SIT. INSTEAD, I WILL SIT HERE AND WRITE **** NOBODY CARES ABOUT HERE IN YOUR PAGES IN THE HOPES THAT ON THE DAY I FINALLY DO SUCCEED IN ONE OF MY MANY WHAT HAVE TO DATE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL SUICIDE ATTEMPTS SOMEONE WILL READ MY WORDS, AND MAYBE EVEN CARE. A LITTLE. UNTIL THEN, I WILL PROCEED TO FILL YOU WITH THE WRITTEN EQUIVALENT OF 40,000 TONS OF HORSE MANURE.

LOVE,

CRAZY SMURF

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