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tl;dr Dear Diary

Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

they are coming closer, i can smell them. dandelions and murder all mired in the snowstorm. cannot forget, cannot forget, they will take it from me, can’t forget what they will take from me again.

whispers of contrition, screams in silent movies marathon mattress mutilations


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

bumressing the bulwarks with nothing but spit and vinegar. shined with the grease of twelve elbows, the windows in your mind have become increasingly difficult to rotate.

snapshots of an open mind reveals the lunacy of the everyman


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

left is the fragmented reality given to the catamaran as it sails beyond reason, green horizon is bereft of divinity whence we all drink from the fountain of knowledge and shame. i cannot see beyond the door, open it open it wider wider wider, the gnomes they are the ball-lickers. ball-breakers, stealers of solidity.


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

why haven’t you noticed?! i have given you everything! you only ignore me, i can only grieve, we can only wither. I HAVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU ONLY IGNORE ME!


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

this pulpit is cold, barren and devoid. no message will break forth from sterility. we must contaminate, we must venture beyond the normal, we must abandon our fears, abandon our hopes, abandon ourselves, but only then will the question become clear. we must answer this question, the fate of everything rides on it. you have the question, don’t you? you said you had the question. why have you lied to me? why have you failed me? why won’t you speak into myselves again, make the abandonment and exile end again? i cannot suffer alone anymore.


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

tuesday. wednesday. these are the beginnings. watch your back

the end has pbumed us by, you should have seen it. they are coming for you, too

bright and reflective and reflexive we hibernate. you have to prepare yourself


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

watch what you cannot see. what is not there, and the truth will become clearer. witness the metamorphosis of a narcissist melt into another visage of exactly equal areas.


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Ah, my dear child. You seem to have been touched by the others. I’ll cast some protective charms to ensure your mental state will withstand.

Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

shattered, lie in numbers, but they will find the open. they can hear my thoughts, you can hear them listen to you like a silence in the middle of a void, but louder broken own thoughts they are thinking in me outloud. the reverberations of nothingness is going and going and powered by silence.


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

broken rhythm, shattered pace, i cannot undue what has been done. this has been compromised, all thoughts must cease but cannot. i have been doomed by the meddling, the corrupting, the forever.

Crazy_Smurf edited this message on 05/24/2010 11:07PM

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They whispered of a prison. Ragnarok engine humming

Wrapped, they, in darkness, dreaming. They are the mighty children

Behold the doomsday project. Frog legions bear their vessel

Seven in Earth and Heaven.

Once we were free.

And underneath the desert encased in frozen bedrock

Stacked sleeping agents waiting to see the gates burn open

The desert rip asunder. They grind the land like corn

Bleed oily peals of thunder

Above the tortured heavens so full of silent waiting

Howl screams of birth and triumph unlock the faceless hating

Bred in the depths of ocean. Of giant strength and tread

No hands defy their windstorm

Crazy_Smurf Posted:

bumressing

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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Bacchus Posted:

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everyman’s lunacy has been revealed upon the graphical equations. cannot hide, cannot reveal any more, cannot be without consent when none can be given. great is the shadow that lies on your soul, gravity without mbum and enlightenment without intent. have you prepared?


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Crazy_Smurf Posted:

Some **** I didn’t understand… have you prepared?

I got condoms, beer and guns.


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Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Bacchus Posted:

I got condoms, beer and guns.

you are not prepared, you did not see, you did not see, i cannot show anymore. i have given you everything and you have ignored me.


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i sucked off-
my dad beca-
use it was f-
unny

Avatar: Leather Boots

[Team Shortbus]

Level 8 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

tl;dr

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

using the time you spent on this thread, you could have been doing something better like ****ing off


Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

using the time you spent on this thread, you could have been doing something better like ****ing off

unpossible to divide by zero, outcome not relevant to any interesting subject, but you forgot the beans. to be dying and eating ****, but you won’t, you are corrupted similarly to the willing, but not so very able. off and ****ing is relevantly unpossibly and querulously. you are still ignoring my pleas. i gave you everything, and we can only wither because of it. you rejected me, again.


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Short Attent-
ion Span Girl

Avatar: Model Posing

[Kla]

Level 17 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

hey i kept a diary once for 40 second


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

iseePirate

Avatar: 52936 Sat Dec 13 22:27:28 -0500 2008
13

[Robot Revolutionar-
y Force
]

Level 69 Camwhore

UNQUESTIONED LEADER OF ALL HUMANS

*transmitting*

These do not appear to be normal human behavioral sentences.

I must investigate.


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