I believe that I am deserving of Episode 3 for the fact that I do a very large amount of my play at work. This implies that I have a job and should thus be able to pay my own damned way in, right? Au contraire! I work at a not for profit agency, which is to say, I barely manage to pay my own bills!

To make up for my low pay, I spend lengthy hours of my job playing on the computer, including Forumwarz.

Why should this entitle me to anything? Because I work as a manager at a enjoy call center and shelter.

No, it’s not that my job is any more noble than anyone else’s. It’s the fact that there are times when someone may call in with a traumatic story and need a shoulder to cry on, and that the soft clickings in the backgrounds could very well be someone playing a twisted satrical game like Forumwarz, pwning forums about child and wife abuse, the objectification of women and prison enjoy.

It’s the kind of Zen on which contemplating brings you closer to the universal Om.