Flaming Alchemist

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An opportunist: I pounce on Chance!

Information

Location:

Balls deep in greyskiesindustry (no homo).

Interests:

Miniskirts, Women in Miniskirts, greyskiesindustry in miniskirts.

Occupation:

Fuhrer... ... eventually. Shut up.

Flaming Alchemist loves the following website(s):

  • tubgirl.com
  • 4chan
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 69
Cred: 950000000
Buildr Score: 5
Job Points: 662

Posts made: 12
Threads started:

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 14

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greyskiesindustr... wrote this on 12/21/2008 12:07PM:

just checking in~

Log in to see images!

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greyskiesindustr... wrote this on 12/15/2008 12:10PM:

Nobody outranks you. Log in to see images!

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greyskiesindustr... wrote this on 12/13/2008 11:39PM:

ps – male reproductive organ male reproductive organ male reproductive organ male reproductive organ male reproductive organ male reproductive organ.

you know, i just had to.

really.

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greyskiesindustr... wrote this on 12/10/2008 12:21PM:

eh wot

how did this get here i don’t even-

i accidentally a whole conversation

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Flaming Alchemis... wrote this on 12/10/2008 8:31AM:

Little do you know that your spell was slowly fermenting my soy beans. This was no time for tea, for the thoughts swimming in my mind were rated M at the very least! With an expression deceptively calm, I sat.

I am but one Colonel; when spent, it was like a used match unable to be used again. It was not for lack of want but for the slow pace at which the Mustang Rice Field could be harvested again that kept us from the merriment of your dreams.

No homo.

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MasterTayles wrote this on 12/10/2008 7:01AM:

I could see the apprehension on your face as I donned my strange attire. I didn’t want you to be afraid, but it felt so much more… real that way.

“Shh… don’t fret, Colonel. Doctor’s orders, after all.”

I brought myself to stand from the girth of your satisfying riceiness, to stand before you, robe untied, so that I might wave my arms about in revelry.

“I CAST LEVEL 5 EROTICISM!!!!”

While it pained me to see that my painstakingly prepared spell of love did not have it’s desired effect on you, I knew it was not in me to surrender yet. Before you could speak, I simply smiled.

“Don’t worry, Colonel. Maybe you just need a cup of tea to relax you…” -no homo

E-Peen™
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