Capt. Ahab continues: “I be huntin’ tha Great White Red Dragon fer many a year, and I finally tracked ‘im back to his lair. He be an albino, so he looks like a whitey when really he be red. His fangs be sharper than xacto knives and the haft of a thousand magic missiles protrude from his hide. A more fersome beastie you never did see, Argh! It took me leg, not I be out to revenge! You can take his treasure, but leave me his hide! Argh you with me?”