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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I wanna cast magic missile!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I’ll be a level 12 Falationist!

crotchbiter_the_flaccid edited this message on 04/08/2008 12:56AM

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

OK! ROLL 3D6 6 TIMES 4 STATS!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

No, srsly, here goes:

You’ve found a dungeon. You can:

1)enter it.

or

2)get a life.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I’ma go with #1

I already have a +6 life.

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I’m a total hippycrit.

Here’s my bard:

Aristophanies:

str 11

dex 12

con 10

int 12

wis 10

cha 14

hp 6

weapon: light X-bow, s.sword

AC: 13 (leather armor, +1 dex)

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Aw yeah, gonna bust out wif my Tiefling Rogue, kuz rogues do it from behind… wheres my d6’s dammit!!

BTW- whose the DM? If you’re a hottie I’ll gladly go down for a few magic items n stuffs. Log in to see images! Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:07AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

You open the gate to the ancient dungeon. Your torch casts a dim light down the dark, tenebrous corridor. You remember the dying man who gave you the map’s last words: “Ugggghhhhhh.”

Of course, you didn’t have to stab him to get the map, it just seemed like the right thing to do.

There is a red door on the left, a green door on the right, and more dark corridor ahead.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

That’s moar like it

I’ma go dig up my draconian sorceress’ character sheet.

Yeyah.

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

A whaling noise echoes from down the corridor. It could be the souls of other adventurers crying in tormented agony. Or maybe the dungeon’s denizens had bad mexican for lunch.

Which way do you go?

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Azzedar Posted:

BTW- whose the DM? If you’re a hottie I’ll gladly go down for a few magic items n stuffs. Log in to see images!

I’m a dude, but if you’re up to it, my magic wand is all yours.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I cast fireball and shoot it down the hallway.

When in doubt, fireball.

obtw, it’s spelled wailing. >_>

NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:12AM

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Azzedar Tiefling Rogue

Str 11

Dex 19

Con 8

Int 15

Wis 5

Cha 10 ...after racial mods.

Oh, and I need a dagger, leather armor and light crossbow… *wink wink nudge nudge lick lick*

Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:18AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

There is a shriek as you incinerate some hapless Kobolds! The torches on the walls are now lit as well.

You also see that the baby the nearby town had paid you to rescue was killed in the blast. OOPS! Did I forget to mention that side quest?

*NawtyFish earns 2 xp for killing 238,938,847,198,347,832 kobolds and one baby!*

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

+2 int, +2 dex, -2 cha for teifling.

yeah, i’m a total dork.

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I just re-found the website I was looking for,

http://www.d20srd.org/index.htm

Its the shiznit yo! Ok, and what lvl kuz tielflings are kinda… spehsul

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

obtw, it’s spelled wailing. >_>

No, it’s spelled whaling.

Captain Ahab comes strolling down the corridor. He has a harpoon and a pegleg.

“Argh, mitn’t you be after tha same prize I be? Be you searching fer tha Great White Red Dragon?”

crotchbiter_the_flaccid edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:19AM

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Arrr, I be searching for ye great white dragon also.

He be takin’ my pegleg every night, and I’m ****ed.

Also, wtf tieflings? This ain’t no planar campaign Log in to see images!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

[quote=

Also, wtf tieflings? This ain’t no planar campaign Log in to see images![/quote]

“Planar nothing! My momma was a wizard that got freaky with some of her summoned beasties thank you very much!” Log in to see images!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Capt. Ahab continues: “I be huntin’ tha Great White Red Dragon fer many a year, and I finally tracked ‘im back to his lair. He be an albino, so he looks like a whitey when really he be red. His fangs be sharper than xacto knives and the haft of a thousand magic missiles protrude from his hide. A more fersome beastie you never did see, Argh! It took me leg, not I be out to revenge! You can take his treasure, but leave me his hide! Argh you with me?”

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