After much deliberation, I must declare PseudoNymph the winner of this contest. The tragic tale of Stu the loneliest banana made me lol. Your five brownie points are on their way.

Honorable mentions go to generichaxor for a heartwarming tale of an orphan receiving the best Christmas gift an orphan could ever hope to receive, and M4ST3RSTROK3 for his enthusiastic drunken GWAR costumes. Fantastic.

To everyone else, thank you for entering and/or commenting. I love you all.

FattyMcFat Posted:

The rules are simple: post a picture and tell a story about it, one picture and story per post. Enter as many times as you like, but please do not post a picture or story that has already been posted in this thread. Nudity is neither prohibited nor required, and will not necessarily help you win. Just be creative. The only limits are your imagination and the global site rules. Feel free to comment on and critique each other’s entries. Exactly one week from now (at about 4pm EDT, give or take :30), I will select my favorite post and send the author 5 Brownie Points. Good luck.