1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Haha, it’s not even cat poems. It’s a bunch of topics and none of them are particularly interesting. It’s like your grandpa’s coffee table book. I’ll have to wait for them to get back to me, but if it gets too close to the end of the month I’ll just read the online version posted here.

Here’s just a TASTE of how fascinating and brilliant these poems are:

“One of the fondest memories I have, as a high school lad in my teens,

Is of the time that I spent alone in the woods, with all of the bliss that that means.

My dad paid a man to build me a shack, not far from a lovely wee brook,

Where I could escape the noise of the town with an organ, some music, and a book.”

oh god no i’m so sorry