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I’ve got to tell About three bad posters, you know so well It started way back in history With Phariad, DerKaiserReich, and me, Celery. Been had a little horsy named Do a barrel roll! Just me and my horsy and a quart of troll Riding across the land, kicking up sand G.G.M. posse on my tail cause I’m in demand One lonely T.A.M I be All by myself, with nobody The sun is beating down on my baseball hat The air is gettin’ hot, the Troll is getting flat Lookin’ for a girl, I ran into a guy His name is Phariad, I said, “Howdy”, he said, “Hi”
He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed Four days on the run and that he’s dying of thirst The Troll was in my hand, and he was on my tip His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip He said, “Can I get some?” I said, “You can’t get none!” Had a chance to run Pulled out his shotgun Quick on the draw, I thought I’d be dead He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,
“Now my name is Phariad, I’ve got a license to kill I think you know what time it is, it’s time to get ill Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear.” We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin You think this story’s over but it’s ready to begin
“Now, I got the gun, you got the brew You got two choices of what you can do It’s not a tough decision as you can see I can blow you away or you can ride with me” I said, I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this, I did it like that I did it with a whiffleball bat So I’m on the run, the cop’s got my gun And right about now, it’s time to have some fun ”The King Phariad, that is my name And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.”
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot This dude was staring like he knows who we are We took the empty spot next to him at the bar Phariad. said, “Yippe Yo, you know this kid?” I said, “I didn’t.”, but I know he did The kid said, “Get ready cause this ain’t funny My name’s DerKaiserReich and I’m about to get money.” Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky He yelled, “Stick ‘em up!”, and let two fly Hands went up and people hit the floor He wasted two kids that ran for the door “I’m DerKaiserReich and I get respect Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect” Phariad was with it and he’s my ace So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face The piano player’s out, the music stopped His boy had beef, and he got dropped DerKaiserReich grabbed the money, Phariad snatched the gold I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.
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