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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I’ve got to tell

About three bad posters, you know so well

It started way back in history

With Phariad, DerKaiserReich, and me, Celery.

Been had a little horsy named Do a barrel roll!

Just me and my horsy and a quart of troll

Riding across the land, kicking up sand

G.G.M. posse on my tail cause I’m in demand

One lonely T.A.M I be

All by myself, with nobody

The sun is beating down on my baseball hat

The air is gettin’ hot, the Troll is getting flat

Lookin’ for a girl, I ran into a guy

His name is Phariad, I said, “Howdy”, he said, “Hi”

He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed

Four days on the run and that he’s dying of thirst

The Troll was in my hand, and he was on my tip

His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip

He said, “Can I get some?”

I said, “You can’t get none!”

Had a chance to run

Pulled out his shotgun

Quick on the draw, I thought I’d be dead

He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

“Now my name is Phariad, I’ve got a license to kill

I think you know what time it is, it’s time to get ill

Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer

I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear.”

We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin

You think this story’s over but it’s ready to begin

“Now, I got the gun, you got the brew

You got two choices of what you can do

It’s not a tough decision as you can see

I can blow you away or you can ride with me” I said,

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border

The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter

I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a whiffleball bat

So I’m on the run, the cop’s got my gun

And right about now, it’s time to have some fun

”The King Phariad, that is my name

And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne.”

We rode for six hours then we hit the spot

The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot

This dude was staring like he knows who we are

We took the empty spot next to him at the bar

Phariad. said, “Yippe Yo, you know this kid?”

I said, “I didn’t.”, but I know he did

The kid said, “Get ready cause this ain’t funny

My name’s DerKaiserReich and I’m about to get money.”

Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky

He yelled, “Stick ‘em up!”, and let two fly

Hands went up and people hit the floor

He wasted two kids that ran for the door

“I’m DerKaiserReich and I get respect

Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect”

Phariad was with it and he’s my ace

So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face

The piano player’s out, the music stopped

His boy had beef, and he got dropped

DerKaiserReich grabbed the money, Phariad snatched the gold

I grabbed two girlies and a beer that’s cold.


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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

Upvoted, this is amazing.


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Shovel Warri-
or

Avatar: 137232 2009-09-21 10:03:19 -0400

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

funny, but not original. it’s called paul revere, by the beastie boys.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

It’s Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys. I was going to do a more substantial parody but the klan page ate up a good chunk of my evening.


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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.


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Fortunato Posted:

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

pieyum

Avatar: 104284 Thu Jan 22 21:59:47 -0500 2009
7

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Nice


“An open mind is like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded” -Unknown

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http://dragcave.net/user/pieyum123

Pl0x?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Join TAM.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You guys, today I was eating pizza rolls and there were two stuck together and I was like wtf lol Siamese pizza rolls. Also mustard is good on sausage biscuits. I wish I had some mustard.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

UR DUMB LOL

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ReKaZ

Avatar: 99640 Sun Feb 15 14:49:01 -0500 2009
10

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

LOL

it’s funny


Who da fuk krs?!

7VibratingLa-
ngston

Avatar: 64688 Sun Oct 19 21:42:40 -0400 2008
3

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

That was ****ing bad.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Don’t you judge me fingerz. You have an abrasive personality.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Celerysteve Posted:

Don’t you judge me fingerz. You have an abrasive personality.

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LOL JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE


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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

Fingerz Posted:

UR DUMB LOL

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I think Fingerz has a crush on you CelerySteve. He’s been teasing you like a enthralled school boy. Log in to see images!

Oh and I sneezed recently.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Generic Racist Posted:

I think Fingerz has a crush on you CelerySteve. He’s been teasing you like a enthralled school boy. Log in to see images!

Oh and I sneezed recently.

Fingerz yearns for me with an unquenchable fire in her loins, yet subconsciously she knows she could do naught but tremble in my awesomeness had she the chance. So instead, deep down, she chooses to sabotage herself and be unhappy. It’s basically a lost cause bro, it’s the path she’s conditioned to take. The **** is broken. There’s no fixing a broken ****.


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Obsidian Bla-
cksteel

Avatar: 114995 Thu Jun 04 19:11:28 -0400 2009

Level 30 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

HAPPY EASTER! HERE ARE YOUR EGGS!!

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Is it Easter already?


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