Okay, comedy is giving way to actual concern here.

Suicide is exactly what you said it is: quitting. It’s quitting all your dreams, all your responsibilities, all your possibilities, and all your relationships. If you have any one of those remaining in your life (which I’m fairly certain you do), then that’s reason enough not to do it.

And to go back to the guy with the chainsaw: he had the balls to do that, but not to find a new place to live? Ballsy or not, it was the coward way out.

Want to give God a real **** you? Live better with your **** hand than other people do with their privilege, and put the credit on yourself where it belongs.

Summary: suicide is for pussies.