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If I am to commit suicide, how should I do It?
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SO, I’m not feeling mentally strong, and I wish to end my life, but not in some stale manner like shotgun mouthwashLog in to see images!. If you can think of anything that would be a creative way to “off” myself, you might be written about in the suicide letter.
WOW. I can’t believe how popular this has gotten. You must really got something ****ed up in your heads. Still nothing much unique, except for the cheese grater.
People have also been trying to motivate me to not do it. This is something that I’ve thought about for a while, and do wish to do. You can’t help me. The best thing you can do is to Do what I ask from you.
== MUST READ BELOW ==
If you’re reading this now, that means that you missed out on an experimentation on human emotions. I’m not actually suicidal, my life isn’t going downhill, I have many friends, loving parents, all of this was to see who would spend the most time on trying to save me from ending my life. And the player ADAPT has won. they obviously will go down in history as the most kind-hearted person i’ve ever met. AntiRules187 edited this message on 01/11/2009 4:00AM |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:32AM |
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Cheese grate yourself. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:35AM |
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Take some Tylenol, I hear it works great. Works best if you administer it anally, so shove like an entire bottle of Extra-Strength Tylenols up your bum and wait for your liver to crap out on you Log in to see images! Fingerz edited this message on 01/11/2009 1:37AM |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:36AM |
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The simplest, yet still interesting, method that comes to mind will take a little bit of preparation. You’re going to need a good deal of crystal meth, and optionally some painkillers to make the method a bit simpler to follow through with. Then, you need to line your room with flyers telling you that there are mites underneath your skin eating away at your flesh. Get creative. Finally, find something really abrasive. Steel wool, steel-toothed brushes, sandpaper, whatever.
When ready, take as much meth as you possibly can, and toss down a few painkillers to make the excoriation less painful. When the meth starts raging and you feel the meth mites, begin reading all of the paranoia inducing flyers scattered across your room. Apply the tool you have brought liberally, and do not stop until you have no flesh left upon your bones.
Bonus points if you have a salt bath nearby in which you can bathe yourself. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:44AM |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:45AM |
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Except Tylenol is boring.
I suggest piercing your tongue, threading a chain through it, wrapping it around your male reproductive organ once or twice, bring it back up around your neck once or twice, then attach it to a rafter and hang/emasculate/mute yourself.
You can say you were multitasking to the very end. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:49AM |
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Shii Posted:
Tylenol is never boring. It is the shining light of attention-seeking emo kids. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:51AM |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:53AM |
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o-o
WOW. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:54AM |
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Tesfan Posted:
Impressive. Imagine the balls to lie there with the saw against your neck, just waiting for it to start up. This guy’s a real an hero. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:56AM |
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OrsonScottCard Posted:
I am inclined to agree. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:57AM |
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Ayn Rands. Also, talk to a counsellor. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 1:57AM |
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Patch The Darknut Posted:
Don’t listen to this guy, he obviously doesn’t know how to |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:12AM |
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Patch The Darknut Posted:
ummmm… no. councelors just say: “you must be going through a hard time, you’ll work through it soon enough” THIS IS BULL****.
The Virginia Tech guy had counceling, See how that works? |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:12AM |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:13AM |
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OrsonScottCard Posted:
yes, i’m planning on being an hero. I might even make a video & post it on youtube. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:14AM |
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AntiRules187 Posted:
What |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:15AM |
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DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:
alright, that’s what I want to hear. CREATIVITY!! |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:16AM |
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You should not do it because your cat would be very sad. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:16AM |
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Shoving alcohol up your bum bypbumes filters getting you drunk and killing you almost instantly.
Also don’t kill yourself. |
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| Posted On: 01/11/2009 2:16AM |
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