Shii Posted:

Except Tylenol is boring.

I suggest piercing your tongue, threading a chain through it, wrapping it around your male reproductive organ once or twice, bring it back up around your neck once or twice, then attach it to a rafter and hang/emasculate/mute yourself.

You can say you were multitasking to the very end.

Tylenol is never boring. It is the shining light of attention-seeking emo kids.