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News CLOSED: The Mystery of the INCIT Killer!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Red Robot did it. Robotworld was awarded the 3 BP. Despite the fact that they’re banned, BP was sent before I was aware of the fact.

Someone is killing off members of 70 Character Storytellers. The first to die was OVER 9000.

Then, RikkiTikkiTavi was found dead.

And this morning the **** No One Cares About Gazette has released information on yet another murder, this time of Murderousness.

As of this moment, I am offering 3 BP to any brave soul that can find the killer or killers and see to it that they are brought to justice. Log in to see images!

Search for clues! Find the killers! Win BP!

Good luck.


RULES:

You get one guess each. No editing your posts.

You’re not allowed to play if you you’re the murderer. Log in to see images! C’mon.

I’ll tell you if you’re right or not at the end of the story, so things play out either way… but if you somehow guess right early in the game, you’ll still get your 3 BP when it’s over. It goes to the first person to get it right.


TOP SUSPECTS:

-Team Shortbus

Motive: They hate INCIT fabulous persons.

Means: They have confessed to the crimes (though they were probably talking ****)

Particuarly: nana has been implicated by recent events.

-Brainfreeze

Motive: 70CS has started raiding recently and they may feel threatened.

No, REAL Motive: No one knows?

Means: Brainfreeze members were at the scene of the second crime, and could have conceivably been there for the first and third.

-70CS Itself:

Motive: Inner klan drama?

Means: 70CS members had access to all scenes of the crimes.

Particularly: Murderousness sounded like a good bet, until he was himself reported dead. Oops?


Other clues:

-The word “BOTS”. What does it mean? Does it refer to the robots that have been up and about around Flamebate? Or is it something even MORE sinister?

-The words “Brainfreeze Trust”. Does it refer to the klan Brainfreeze? And if so, what’s with the “trust” part?

-“The future is cold”. This phrase has been turning up mysteriously all over Forumwarz. What does it mean?

-JolieNet DSL. Also known as the company that provides Forumwarz players service, their bandwidth limitations are the reason why we only get 4 forum visits per day. The first murder was found there, and RikkiTikkiTavi seemed to know something about them before he was murdered. What’s their connection?

Orb edited this message on 07/21/2008 6:36PM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

The killer is DeadMcMahon.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

An interesting guess

But incorrect.

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

I hope it was one of us Brainfreeze bumholes.

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Updated with rules and a summary of Top Suspects and Clues.

DeadMcMahon

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

was Posted:

The killer is DeadMcMahon.

Some fairly strong allegations, especially since it’s rather obvious you haven’t kept abreast of recent developments.

Although it would make sense, though.

DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

Avatar: DOPE-HARDCORE-0's Avatar
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Orb Posted:

Rules….
You’re not allowed to play if you you’re the murderer. Log in to see images!


A) **** you, I want the BP. Consider it the fee for the services I’ve provided.
7) I just ruined your contest by admitting who I am and what I’ve done, so now nobody can possibly win EXCEPT FOR ME

=Log in to see images!

HK-47

Avatar: HK-47's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 13 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Confirmation: I can confirm that I would not waste my time killing meatbags who would degrade their life attaching pointless slogs to silly posters when they could be spend their time by improving the quality of the Earth by killing other meatbags.

kwisatzdan

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
7

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I accuse January! In the library! With the revolver!

The only clue I could think up a connection for was the “cold” thing, but oh, well. Unless there’s a butler on this site that I’m not aware of, I’ll stick with January.

Candy Corn

Avatar: The Pusher's Avatar
24

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

mc banhammer.

TeeKayEff

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13

[Team Shortbus]

Level 34 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

A) **** you, I want the BP. Consider it the fee for the services I’ve provided.
7) I just ruined your contest by admitting who I am and what I’ve done, so now nobody can possibly win EXCEPT FOR ME

=Log in to see images!
I accuse this man here!

Morro the As-
sless

Avatar: Morro the Assless's Avatar

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Troll

The Biggest and Greatest Bodyguard on the Interwebz

i accuse Nanafabulous personjesus

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

fastchicken is fast and it was Evil Trout he’s evil you bumheeads.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i did it give me the bp

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

gigerth Posted:

i did it give me the bp

If you had done it, you wouldn’t be eligible to get the BP.

Nice try though, Pali.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

so it was me

someone say it was me so you can win

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

IT WAS GIGERTH!

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
10

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

I dunno, some of these deaths look a little too complex for TSB, but then again…could be another klan? One that knows us but has been able to keep its inner workings secret?

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

it wasn’t gigerth

Thank you for wasting your chance at getting 3BP

Better yet, thank gigerth!

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

A) **** you, I want the BP. Consider it the fee for the services I’ve provided.
7) I just ruined your contest by admitting who I am and what I’ve done, so now nobody can possibly win EXCEPT FOR ME

=Log in to see images!

1): No.
2): Put a bumplug in your bum and think over all the better ways you could’ve trolled this thread.
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