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Evil Trout More like The Great Firewall of HOLY **** THIS FORUM IS HARD

TJF588

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[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

Name: TJF588

Clbum: Troll

Level: 10

STATS

Ego: 390

DB: 171

Off: 9

Def: 18

Lck: 4

Fru: 5

Chr: 4

Upk: 5

(Flezz build)

EQUIPMENT

PruneServ

100% -> 56%

Baby Sealskin Overcoat

100% -> 12%

Tinted Sunglbumes

100% -> 56%

male reproductive organblaster (like hell I’m spelling that one out!)

100% -> 56%

COMSUMABLES

SXR: 112 used (130 -> 18)

BT: 2 used (10 -> 8)

THREADS

7 (I think… pretty sure)

MISC.

8:00am cycle

12 September 2008

just got out of the shower, after putting my hair up (in mah doo-rag, which is rather tight on my head, BTW)

I wasted a Smileprin due to Yo Momma being on 2 and the ‘prins on 5 (using a keypad, a recent development). Also could’ve held off on one of the Blunts for a few more turns, but eh. Damn, they like to do hit combos, and it’s annoying to know that <10 Ego per ‘prin is goin’ to waste. I had taken a hit a couple/few times, to make the ‘prins count more. MOstly played it safe, and kept going back to the threads page every couple/few, but on that last one, damn it was sweet to be mid-health and land the final hit.

I have mah Episode-1-exclusive you-don’t-have-to-be-the-first-to-get-it ePeen. I am satisfied. TROLLS FOREVAR!

BTW: Thanks, Fran, for the consoltations beforehand.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

TJF588 Posted:

BTW: Thanks, Fran, for the consoltations beforehand.

Glad I could help. Log in to see images!

SLASH QUIT

Avatar: 50483 Mon Nov 24 23:55:51 -0500 2008
20

Level 35 Re-Re

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

oh btw got it today as well.

TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

SLASH QUIT Posted:

oh btw got it today as well.

The Re-Re legion is allying against the greater races! Quick, quell their forces, that they may never realize their true retard-strength!

Fur fabulous person

Avatar: 47997 Thu Nov 06 13:27:53 -0500 2008
10

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 58 Permanoob

HEY GUYS I MASK MY UNSECURE FAT PIMPLY BODY BEHIND FURSUITS WHILE I HAVE GAY SEX

Just pwned GFoC. Log in to see images!

Forum Pwnage

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1

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

pwnd 7 boards and died

Zombie_Apoca-
lypse

Avatar: 21739 Thu Oct 16 07:18:05 -0400 2008
5

[dramatica]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

It wasn’t as hard as I thought it’d be, I pwnt it with under 60 smileprin XRs and only a few cocains. I waited until there were 7 threads, Idon’t have the DML by the way. All up it cost around 10,000 flezz including repairs, what’s the big deal?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Zombie_Apocalypse Posted:

It wasn’t as hard as I thought it’d be, I pwnt it with under 60 smileprin XRs and only a few cocains. I waited until there were 7 threads, Idon’t have the DML by the way. All up it cost around 10,000 flezz including repairs, what’s the big deal?

Try to beat it as a Re-Re.

Nicco edited this message on 10/11/2008 10:52AM

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

its not too hard with a camho or troll if you know what youre getting into.

rere? ugh no thanks

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Try beating Faux News with a re-re.

But really it’s just a matter of how many drugs you have isn’t it

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

And patience. Or lack of a job.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Balloon Posted:

And patience. Or lack of a job.

nah, you don’t need patience to play forumwarz

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

What? This is HARDER than Second Wife?

For ****s sake, I thought I was able to beat any forum now that I’ve beaten Second Wife. Oh well, best stock up on heals then throw out my best Political Flamebait and Shock Sites.

On the other hand, having over 6000 Ego will help, right?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Drakodan Posted:

What? This is HARDER than Second Wife?

For ****s sake, I thought I was able to beat any forum now that I’ve beaten Second Wife. Oh well, best stock up on heals then throw out my best Political Flamebait and Shock Sites.

On the other hand, having over 6000 Ego will help, right?

This was before Episode 2 launched, and at that time GFoC was alot harder than Second Wife.

Adeptus

Avatar: 11389 Thu Oct 16 15:20:36 -0400 2008
18

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

It was in episode 1, by far. The forums have all been tweaked for episode 2 though, so it should be in line with forums of a similar level.

e: f,b

Adeptus edited this message on 10/27/2008 2:59PM

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Oh, I see. They should make a new challenge forum for Episode 2. One with upwards of 10,000 Pwnage required for a thread, and hundreds of damage per hit, that kind of thing.

JacksonKelley

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[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Drakodan Posted:

Oh, I see. They should make a new challenge forum for Episode 2. One with upwards of 10,000 Pwnage required for a thread, and hundreds of damage per hit, that kind of thing.

Agreed….anyone over level 30 can beat Second Wife with one-hit thread kills and it’s supposed to be the hardest forum in the game.

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

/signed

I was just about to start a thread about a superhard forum like GFoC was before Ep 2… maybe even Faux News. We just need something to aspire to. Just no 99,999 strength hits from it.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

it’s true. I wasn’t there from the beginning, how long did it take since there was a real hard forum in episode 1?

Bling Fling

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Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Aldo_Anything Posted:

it’s true. I wasn’t there from the beginning, how long did it take since there was a real hard forum in episode 1?

There were already a couple of forums that were slightly harder than the final Episode 1 forum way back in March, but the first forum that cranked it up a notch was Second Wife, released in May.

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