I’ll need you to quote the first post. I included a clause regarding Tubmails, even though any claim regarding Tubmails would have to be verified by Evil trout.

Your post needs to look like this:

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Czarnian bumbumin Posted:

In this contest, wilD-****22 will demonstrate whether or not he has the stamina & endurance to resist trolling (or being trolled) by Team Shortbus. The challenge will last for five (5) days, beginning on a day & time to be specified below. It will end precisely 120 hours after it begins. Successful completion of the contest will result in a ten (10) Brownie Point award to wilD-****22, from Czarnian bumbumin.

Here are the rules of this contest:

1. wilD-****22 may not make any posts in any Forumwarz Flamebate forum, Internet Delay Chat, Incit or Tubmail that either directly or indirectly refer to Team Shortbus as a whole, or any individual member of Team Shortbus.

2. wilD-****22 may not reply to any posts made by any member of Team Shortbus, except in a non-Roleplaying forum.

3. wilD-****22, if replying to a post made by a member of Team Shortbus in a non-Roleplaying forum, may not post anything which could be viewed as antagonistic or disruptive.

4. These rules remain in effect regardless of the nature of any post made by a member of Team Shortbus, in any location, at any time.

5. wilD-****22 may not edit any posts made during this challenge. Any edited post will immediately disqualify wilD-****22.

6. In the event of a disputed rule call, Czarnian bumbumin will defer to the judgment of a ForumWarz Admin (Evil Trout). If Evil Trout determines that wilD-****22 did not violate a rule, then Czarnian bumbumin will abide by that decision.

7. There will be a 5 Brownie Point Bounty to the first (and only first) player, from any Klan, including a non-Klan player, that can provide verifiable proof (as verified by a ForumWarz Admin) that wilD-****22 failed to abide by the rules of this contest. This proof must be verified by a ForumWarz Admin for the Bounty to be paid.

8. Czarnian bumbumin will arrange a prepayment of the Brownie Points to Evil Trout to ensure that the reward will be properly paid, then verified by evil trout, before this contest can begin.

9. Payment of any Brownie Points will be made within three (3) days of the completion of this contest unless alternate arrangements are made between the concerned parties. If the Brownie Points are held by Evil Trout, then Evil Trout will dispense the reward whenever he feels like it. Czarnian bumbumin cannot be held responsible in the unlikely event that Evil Trout is unable to pay out the reward within the three (3) day time period.

These rules await a pending agreement from Evil Trout to act as an ‘overseer’.

These rules were edited to conform to the modifications requested by the potential contestant, and updated to include Tubmails as a prohibited area.

I agree to the terms of this contest.

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sorry but i just slightly altered it again, there were loopholes. its basically the same, but i think its a deal.

Is this legal? I thought contests had to be open to everyone, not just one person.

wilD-****22 Posted:

sorry but i just slightly altered it again, there were loopholes. its basically the same, but i think its a deal.

Where are the loopholes?

1. wilD-****22 may not make any posts in any Forumwarz Flamebate forum, Internet Delay Chat or Incit that either directly or indirectly refer to Team Shortbus as a whole, or any individual member of Team Shortbus, for 5 days (120 hours) after this contest begins.

2. wilD-****22 may not reply to any posts made by any member of Team Shortbus, except in a non-Roleplaying forum, for 5 days (120 hours) after this contest begins.

3. wilD-****22, if replying to a post made by a member of Team Shortbus in a non-Roleplaying forum, may not post anything which could be viewed as antagonistic or disruptive, for 5 days (120 hours) after this contest begins.

4. These rules remain in effect regardless of the nature of any post made by a member of Team Shortbus , in any forum, for 5 days (120 hours) after this contest begins.

5. wilD-****22 may not edit any posts made during this challenge. Any edited post will immediately disqualify wilD-****22.

6. In the event of a disputed rule call, Czarnian bumbumin will defer to the judgment of a ForumWarz Admin (Evil Trout). If Evil Trout determines that wilD-****22 did not violate a rule, then Czarnian bumbumin will abide by that decision.

7. There will be a 5 Brownie Point Bounty to the first (and only first) player, from any Klan, that can provide verifiable proof (as verified by a ForumWarz Admin) that wilD-****22 failed to abide by the rules of this contest. This proof must be verified by a ForumWarz Admin for the Bounty to be paid.

Czarnian bumbumin will purchase ten (10) Brownie Points, which will be held in escrow by Evil Trout. These Brownie Points will be used by Evil Trout to pay out any reward from this contest to the appropriate players.

9. Payment of any Brownie Points will be made within three (3) days of the completion of this contest unless alternate arrangements are made between the concerned parties. If the Brownie Points are held by Evil Trout, then Evil Trout will dispense the reward whenever he feels like it. Czarnian bumbumin cannot be held responsible in the unlikely event that Evil Trout is unable to pay out the reward within the three (3) day time period.

theres the final draft. if you agree.

wilD-****22 Posted:

you of course realize i can just stop playing for 5 days and win the 10bp, but i guess youre counting on me not being able to resist. well, im up for the challenge.. i have a ton of other **** i should be doing

With an attitude like that we should add a minimum post rule

I see. Your primary concern is that some of the rules don’t have the ‘during the challenge’ limitation. No problem. We’ll fix that. And we are including the Tubmail clause, which still would have to be verified by CZ Admin if a claim was made. I won’t give out a Bounty unless CZ Admin confirms the event.

Read this draft, and if you want to change anything, make a separate quote of the specific portion of text.

In this contest, wilD-****22 will demonstrate whether or not he has the stamina & endurance to resist trolling (or being trolled) by Team Shortbus. The challenge will last for five (5) days, beginning on a day & time to be specified below. It will end precisely 120 hours after it begins. Successful completion of the contest will result in a ten (10) Brownie Point award to wilD-****22, from Czarnian bumbumin.

Here are the rules of this contest, all of which are in effect only for the duration of the contest, unless otherwise specified:

1. During this contest, wilD-****22 may not make any posts in any Forumwarz Flamebate forum, Internet Delay Chat, Incit or Tubmail that either directly or indirectly refers to Team Shortbus as a whole, or any individual member of Team Shortbus.

2. During this contest, wilD-****22 may not reply to any posts made by any member of Team Shortbus, except in a non-Roleplaying forum.

3. During this contest, wilD-****22, if replying to a post made by a member of Team Shortbus in a non-Roleplaying forum, may not post anything which could be viewed as antagonistic or disruptive.

4. During this contest, these rules remain in effect regardless of the nature of any post made by a member of Team Shortbus, in any location, at any time.

5. During this contest, wilD-****22 may not edit any posts. Any edited post will immediately disqualify wilD-****22.

6. During this contest, in the event of a disputed rule call, Czarnian bumbumin will defer to the judgment of a ForumWarz Admin (Evil Trout). If Evil Trout determines that wilD-****22 did not violate a rule, then Czarnian bumbumin will abide by that decision.

7. During this contest, there will be a 5 Brownie Point Bounty to the first (and only first) player, from any Klan, including a non-Klan player, that can provide verifiable proof (as verified by a ForumWarz Admin) that wilD-****22 failed to abide by the rules of this contest. This proof must be verified by a ForumWarz Admin for the Bounty to be paid.

8. Prior to the beginning of this contest, Czarnian bumbumin will arrange a prepayment of the Brownie Points to Evil Trout to ensure that the reward will be properly paid, then verified by Evil Trout, before this contest can begin.

9. Payment of any Brownie Points will be made within three (3) days of the completion of this contest unless alternate arrangements are made between the concerned parties. If the Brownie Points are held by Evil Trout, then Evil Trout will dispense the reward whenever he feels like it. Czarnian bumbumin cannot be held responsible in the unlikely event that Evil Trout is unable to pay out the reward within the three (3) day time period.

jesus christ i’m not reading all 5 pages. is this going to happen or not. and how many days

lolz

yo’re going to lose

lol