I submitted “Do Re Meme”. It’s the first one that actually got accepted. Of course I had 3 other names that were downvoted. One was a throw-away (as a test for bad submission times). One of my other ones was “FragGirl Rock” which I submitted after a lot of sugar.

My stuff for last round. I did NOT do well this time.

Thread Titles

Holocaust survivors: Those lucky bastards.

17-13=4

Poll: Is using Ophelia’s poetry going too far for torture?

13-9=4

Organizing a trip to Tibet to protest against the Chinese. Warning: Chinese police don’t know about safewords.

20-18=2

Thermite, the overlooked sex toy.

13-14=-1

Hello, @government_agency!! I am a terrorist who knows where the next attack will occur. I’ll never submit to traditional interrogations though. Log in to see images!

6-11=-5 Log in to see images!

Typical Posts

Practice your risky techniques with nerds. They’re so desperate to get laid they’ll do anything, and no one will miss them if something goes wrong.

48-12=36

Come on, we women have anal sex all the time, so shut up and take it!

30-12=18

They can handle power tools, tolerate pain, and don’t mind experimentation. How Stuff Breaks is the perfect place to look for partners.

26-13=13

@politician_contemporary can waterboard me anytime.

23-13=10

I would actually just stick to regular male reproductive organ and ball torture. Remember, you can fleece a sheep many times, but you can only skin it once.

15-7=8

Angry Replies

Don’t think that I only use my @weapon for @sex_act. You best watch your back.

55-16=39

What are you doing on a BDSM board? You couldn’t dominate Denture Chat!!

31-20=11

This is why the world can never have too many ball gags.

21-10=11

I’d drag you in for a good beating, but all of my male reproductive organrings are too big for you.

18-15=3

I’m surprised you know what sex is.

16-16=0

My CSI: woman's genitals did not do well. Log in to see images!

Velveteen Posted:

homicide girls gets Charlotte Manson, Typhoid Marry, and Frida Krueger – all from me Log in to see images!

4 out of 7, though; I was focusing on the peen and pretty much entered nothing but enemies. (For the record, my winners were Jack The Raper, woman's genitals Dentata, Hannibal Lickeder, and I think Orgasm of Blood, but not sure. I really wish they’d have a list of who submitted what sometimes. Log in to see images!

i dumped like 14 entries into enemies, i wish i had held out to notice that female name punned with known killer was what got high scores. then i would have tied or beat escher Log in to see images!

RuneRake! A **** take of runescape. You could have a rack made out of rune or some ****e like that lol.