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Fun HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

“Argh, let’s journey onward! His lair be deep in the cattacombs!”

*Cpt. Ahab joins your party as an NPC!*

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

And I changed my mind, I’m no longer a sorceress, I’m a chaotic-evil halfling ranger.

STR: 12

DEX: 20

CON: 12

INT: 9

WIS: 13

CHA: 13

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

*picking Ahab’s pocket*

A what!? UM, NO!! BAD BELKAR!! NAUGHTY!

Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:29AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

He leads you deep into the tunnel.

“There be zombies here! Be ready fer an ambush!”

No sooner does he warn you than a bunch of OGRE ZOMBIES with clubs shamble toward you.

Roll initiative!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Rolled a 16

Hiding and looking for good place to snipe from…

*grumble grumble* “Damn undead.”

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

... I rolled a 2.

So 11 with all my sexy sexy modifiers

Oh, and did I mention my favored enemies were Ogres? >_>

NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:33AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Captain Ahab rolls 9.

The zombeis fail automatically.

Azzedar goes first, then Nawty.

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Sniping a zombie… rolled a 10.

Log in to see images!

*whisper* “Undead, favored undead, trust me on this one” Log in to see images! Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:38AM

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I attack the nearest ogre zombie with my 2 swords…

13 for the first roll and 7 for the second

DAMN YOU RANDOM.ORG

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

DAMN YOU RANDOM.ORG

Try

http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20dicebag.htm

For much win!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Azzedar’s arrow flies high and misses the zombie.

NawtyFish strikes with he sword and HITS! (roll dmg, DR 5/slashing)

Ahab throws his harpoon and HITS! for 5 dmg!

The 5 zombies attack!

Two strike futily at Cpt Ahab, but one hits for 5 dmg!

One strikes at NawtyFish, rolls 19! (6 dmg!)

One shambles toward Azzedar.

Next Round…

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I does 10 damage

I guess I’ll attack him twice again…

Two 17s

9 and 10 damage O_o

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Hmm, I took rapid reload as a feat right? Yes I did. Log in to see images!

Reload, fire and move.

Next attk roll = 17 on the die, 21 with dex bonus. Log in to see images!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

O hay can captain Ahab be a cleric please? >_>

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish strikes the zombie down with her second blow. Rotten Guts Fly everywhere! Her follow-up attack decapitates the one Ahab’s harpoon hit earlier.

Azzedar Hits the advancing zombie! (roll damage)

Ahab draws his sword and slices a zombie for 8 dmg!

A zombie his Ahab for 6 dmg!

A zombie strikes at Nawty, rolls 15! (6 dmg)

A zombie tries to charge Azzedar, but he moved away!

Round 3!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I go to the next zombie

I hit it twice for 8 and 9 damage

I pwn Log in to see images!

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

i put on mi robe n wizzed hat!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Rolls 8 for damage! w00t!!

reload, fire and move!!! And pray somebody kills these things before they get me!!!

Attk roll = 13 on the die.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Something_Witty Posted:

i put on mi robe n wizzed hat!

I cast lvl 3 eroticism!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Azzedar’s bolt hits the zombie in the base of the spine, knocking this vital support structure to peices.

NawtyFish torchocks another zombie—severed bits flop around everywhere!

Ahab multiclbumes into a cleric (>_> means “I’ll show you mammary glands, right?) and turns undead.

The last zombie flee in pants-****ting terror!

Ahab, the cleric of REVENGE, heals the party’s wounds with his newfound power.

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