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Fun HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

I take 717 damage from my own spell! Yay!

Time for a cigarette Log in to see images!

IS this a bad time to ask if you made your spell resist roll against the dragon?

It is isn’t it.. ? Log in to see images!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon.

I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you?

sure, you do exactly 1067.5 points of damage. His mother felt that one. Unfortunately, your good friend Ahab died in the explosion. Which brings us to the moral of our story: Revenge is a dish best served with fava beans.Log in to see images!

*Congratulations! The party earns 30,000 xp! More if you have mammary glands to show me!*

That’s it people, I have to go to bed. Hope you had fun, next time I’ll be more serious.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

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Make that 50k exp, ****.

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

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Make that 50k exp, ****.

Yeah, next time you DM… then I can lick you til I’m Epic level. Log in to see images!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

You’ll only get one exp per lick though

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

You’ll only get one exp per lick though

Geez! How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Nawtyfish???

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NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

At least 282000. >_>

asdf1337

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

you are in a dungeon (your mom’s basement)

you can

1: become france

2: die

3: sell your credit card for free

4: get aids from your local porn

5: walk out of the airlock without a spacesuit

6: play warcraft (any game)

7: play turning pointLog in to see images!all of liberty

8: become a democrat voter

9: give me 5500055453 brownie points

10: you still reading this????

11: gtfo

12: GO GET A ****ING LIFE DIP ****

d35tiny

Avatar: Spider Illustration
2

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Is it free?...if it is i’ll give it a try

General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

asdf1337 Posted:

you are in a dungeon (your mom’s basement)

you can

1: become france

2: die

3: sell your credit card for free

4: get aids from your local porn

5: walk out of the airlock without a spacesuit

6: play warcraft (any game)

7: play turning pointLog in to see images!all of liberty

8: become a democrat voter

9: give me 5500055453 brownie points

10: you still reading this????

11: gtfo

12: GO GET A ****ING LIFE DIP ****

Nr one ! ! France

SION

Avatar: harblgar

[CLERKS LOVERS]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Hey you guys know that the guy how designed the game is dead right.

SION

Avatar: harblgar

[CLERKS LOVERS]

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

d35tiny Posted:

Is it free?...if it is i’ll give it a try

You now its a table top game right?

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