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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
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crotchbiter_the_flaccid Posted: Sure! As long as they aren’t my mammary glands NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:59AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:58AM |
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“Huzzah!”
*loots the bodies of the fallen*
“Hey, either of you see that sorceress that came in here? I was staring at her bum and then *poof* she was gone.” Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:00AM |
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The heroes are victorious!
*Each player receives 500 xp!*
You are now in a natural cavern. Luminous crystals protrude from the walls, and great stalagtites hang like giant phallic symbols. There is a light coming from further down the tunnel. Do you continue on? |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:00AM |
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Duh! But I’m going to avoid walking under the stalactites |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:01AM |
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*Hides in shadows and moves long the edge of the cavern, quietly towards the light*
13 hide roll, 17 move silent |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:04AM |
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You emerge into a large cavern, lit by magical light. There is a beautiful garden of crystals here. Paths wind along the colorful mineral outcroppings. A gazebo stands in the center. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:04AM |
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Oh holy crap I forgot I had the track feat
I roll 11 for tracking that whale |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:05AM |
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I shoot a +3 arrow at the Gazebo!!
*and if you were wondering what started the arrows flying… just ask Eric*
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:17AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:06AM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
Whales are easy to track, especially on land!
You are on the right path. What you want to know is, how the hell does a huge whale fit in this tiny cave? |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:06AM |
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Azzedar Posted:
The gazebo now has an arrow sticking out of it. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:07AM |
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I multiclbum to an epic sorcerer for a minute, cast Summon Behemoth, and climb on it.
What? I wanted a steed NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:09AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:09AM |
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Is it dead?
Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:09AM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
“Careful. Thats how Mom got started.” Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:11AM |
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Good thing you did that, Nawty, because the Great White Red Dragon enters the cavern.
“FOOLISH MORTALS! WHO DARES TO SHOOT ARROWS AT MY GAZEBO! I SHALL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER!”
He looks somewhat miffed. On the plus side, he’s heavily wounded from all those magic missile spells, maybe you can finish him off! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:12AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:12AM |
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Ahab throws his harpoon! Unfortunately, he’s tied to the other end, and is pulled into the air with the Dragon!
The room is big enough for the dragon to fly in, but you can still hit him from the ground.
Roll initiative. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:14AM |
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I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon.
I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you? Oh, and another 200d6 for my damage. Log in to see images!
My pitiful attention span has left me Log in to see images! NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:16AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:15AM |
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Inititive roll
3 + Dex = 7 Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:16AM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
1052 Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:16AM |
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I take 717 damage from my own spell! Yay!
Time for a cigarette Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 2:18AM |
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