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Fun HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

crotchbiter_the_flaccid Posted:

(>_> means “I’ll show you mammary glands, right?)

Sure! As long as they aren’t my mammary glands

NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:59AM

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

“Huzzah!”

*loots the bodies of the fallen*

“Hey, either of you see that sorceress that came in here? I was staring at her bum and then *poof* she was gone.” Log in to see images!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

The heroes are victorious!

*Each player receives 500 xp!*

You are now in a natural cavern. Luminous crystals protrude from the walls, and great stalagtites hang like giant phallic symbols. There is a light coming from further down the tunnel. Do you continue on?

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Duh!

But I’m going to avoid walking under the stalactites

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

*Hides in shadows and moves long the edge of the cavern, quietly towards the light*

13 hide roll, 17 move silent

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

You emerge into a large cavern, lit by magical light. There is a beautiful garden of crystals here. Paths wind along the colorful mineral outcroppings. A gazebo stands in the center.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Oh holy crap I forgot I had the track feat

I roll 11 for tracking that whale

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

I shoot a +3 arrow at the Gazebo!!

*and if you were wondering what started the arrows flying… just ask Eric*

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/98/Jul/gazebo.html

Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:17AM

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

Oh holy crap I forgot I had the track feat

I roll 11 for tracking that whale

Whales are easy to track, especially on land!

You are on the right path. What you want to know is, how the hell does a huge whale fit in this tiny cave?

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Azzedar Posted:

I shoot a +3 arrow at the Gazebo!!

The gazebo now has an arrow sticking out of it.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I multiclbum to an epic sorcerer for a minute, cast Summon Behemoth, and climb on it.

What? I wanted a steed

NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:09AM

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

...

Is it dead?

Log in to see images!

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

I multiclbum to an epic sorcerer for a minute, cast Summon Behemoth, and climb on it.

What? I wanted a steed

“Careful. Thats how Mom got started.” Log in to see images!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Good thing you did that, Nawty, because the Great White Red Dragon enters the cavern.

“FOOLISH MORTALS! WHO DARES TO SHOOT ARROWS AT MY GAZEBO! I SHALL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER!”

He looks somewhat miffed. On the plus side, he’s heavily wounded from all those magic missile spells, maybe you can finish him off!

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Azzedar Posted:

...

Is it dead?

Log in to see images!

No, it’s not dead, its a gazebo.

crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

Avatar: Siamese Twins Statue
7

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Ahab throws his harpoon! Unfortunately, he’s tied to the other end, and is pulled into the air with the Dragon!

The room is big enough for the dragon to fly in, but you can still hit him from the ground.

Roll initiative.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon.

I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you?

Oh, and another 200d6 for my damage. Log in to see images!

My pitiful attention span has left me Log in to see images! NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 2:16AM

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Inititive roll

3 + Dex = 7 Log in to see images!

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Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

I still have 54 seconds of my epic sorcererness left, so I cast Vengeful Gaze of God on said dragon.

I don’t wanna roll 305d6, so could you?

1052 Log in to see images!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I take 717 damage from my own spell! Yay!

Time for a cigarette Log in to see images!

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