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Wanna Cyber? Wouldn't YOU like a dog male reproductive organ of your very own?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

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Well, luckily for you, the master artisans at Elypse Art are here to help.

Choose from any size male reproductive organ you’d ever want, as long as that size is one of these four, and for the low, low price of like $125 or something, you too could own this beautiful piece of medical-grade silicone.

And did we mention they’re INFLATABLE?! Whoa!

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BUT WAIT

THERE’S MORE!

I know throughout the above advertisement you were thinking to yourself, “Well, sure, dog male reproductive organs are arousing and attractive and all, but…”

and I’m going to cut you off mid-thought because I already know what you want, and you’re after a nice piece of horse meat instead!

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Oh, and by the way, it SQUIRTS! Just in case you’ve been craving a male reproductive organ-delivered lubricant enema. Elypse Art aims to please.

Just listen to these rave testimonials, straight from the site!

”My wife and I ordered your vixen product a week ago and have

immediately come to love it. The fascinated and pleasured looked

in her eyes makes this worth every dime.”

”Wow…that’s all I can think to say. I received my Vixen yesterday, and I was absolutely thrilled when I opened the package, it is gorgeous!!! It performs exceptionally well, I was in heaven the first time I used it. I am so glad that someone finally took the time to create a realistic replica, and to make it so life-like. It reminded me very much of a former friend. Even if I never used it again (and I will!) it was worth every penny. Thank you ElypseArt, for making my dreams come true.”

”Magic is up inside me right now, and I can’t believe how realistic it

feels. My dog ——— was hit and killed by a car 3 Christmases ago, and

with about 8 punps the Magic feels just like him! (don’t ask how I know

this.)”

”Mia,

I got my product earlier today and just had a chance to try it out. What

you have here is probably the most amazing canine toy on the market.

Seriously. The only thing this thing is missing is a bone (Future addition,

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Get yours TODAY!

http://www.elypseart.com/id47.html

Shii edited this message on 03/26/2010 3:33AM

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

this thread would not be nearly as gross if you didn’t actually own one of these

ug


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-01-09 17:16:25 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about my bandana :zak:

only human dildos for me, thanks.


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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

Bandaney Posted:

only human dildos for me, thanks.

quoting for swine

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

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I’m good.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

megazeroexe Posted:

this thread would not be nearly as gross if you didn’t actually own one of these

ug


I don’t actually, believe it or not.

Mine is from www.zoofur.com lol

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

yes because the brand of your silicon animal male reproductive organ matters


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

megazeroexe Posted:

yes because the brand of your silicon animal male reproductive organ matters

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Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

male reproductive organmelon

Avatar: 216996 2010-03-21 17:29:33 -0400
4

Level 69 Troll

Jew Hunter

I love the smell of dog male reproductive organ.


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Mazzon

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
10

[Too sexy for membe-
rs
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

The internet is half full of companies selling replicas of animal male reproductive organes with all kinds of bells and whistles, but the only animal love dolls on the market seem to be cheapbum low quality inflatable ones.

Where’s the equality, I ask? People who want to penetrate animals aren’t getting served nearly as well as those wanting to be penetrated by animals.

Of course some of this is made up by the fact it’s much easier to penetrate an unwilling animal than it is to get an unwilling animal to penetrate you, but this is just the way of nature much like the fact only women have to suffer pregnancy, periods and a lack of male reproductive organ.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Shii Posted:

I don’t actually, believe it or not.

Mine is from www.zoofur.com lol


if you look around my post history I actually posted a picture of shii’s dog male reproductive organ

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I think I can live without a $125 dog dildo. I’ll manage somehow.


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donbee

Avatar: 227224 2010-03-29 15:46:15 -0400

[Island of Avalon]

Level 16 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

brb, getting 185 dollars to spend on a horse male reproductive organ


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I think I can live without a $125 dog dildo. I’ll manage somehow.

You might think that now...


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Mazzon

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
10

[Too sexy for membe-
rs
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Somewhere out there is a little old lady who bought one of those doggy dildos not for herself but her dear, lonely poodle.


And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Mazzon Posted:

Somewhere out there is a little old lady who bought one of those doggy dildos not for herself but her dear, lonely poodle.

*cringe*


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I think I can live without a $125 dog dildo. I’ll manage somehow.

I know I can’t.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Oh yeah, if you have any testimonials of your own, I’ll add them to the OP. Log in to see images!


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Celerysteve Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/49683-i-have-something-for-you-shii

Lol i get it like, like its your stalk and peanut bumer and I’m like a dog or something. Right? Right?

Whew. Wit.


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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

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