The internet is half full of companies selling replicas of animal male reproductive organes with all kinds of bells and whistles, but the only animal love dolls on the market seem to be cheapbum low quality inflatable ones.

Where’s the equality, I ask? People who want to penetrate animals aren’t getting served nearly as well as those wanting to be penetrated by animals.

Of course some of this is made up by the fact it’s much easier to penetrate an unwilling animal than it is to get an unwilling animal to penetrate you, but this is just the way of nature much like the fact only women have to suffer pregnancy, periods and a lack of male reproductive organ.