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Well, luckily for you, the master artisans at Elypse Art are here to help.

Choose from any size male reproductive organ you’d ever want, as long as that size is one of these four, and for the low, low price of like $125 or something, you too could own this beautiful piece of medical-grade silicone.

And did we mention they’re INFLATABLE?! Whoa!

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BUT WAIT

THERE’S MORE!

I know throughout the above advertisement you were thinking to yourself, “Well, sure, dog male reproductive organs are arousing and attractive and all, but…”

and I’m going to cut you off mid-thought because I already know what you want, and you’re after a nice piece of horse meat instead!

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Oh, and by the way, it SQUIRTS! Just in case you’ve been craving a male reproductive organ-delivered lubricant enema. Elypse Art aims to please.

Just listen to these rave testimonials, straight from the site!

”My wife and I ordered your vixen product a week ago and have

immediately come to love it. The fascinated and pleasured looked

in her eyes makes this worth every dime.”

”Wow…that’s all I can think to say. I received my Vixen yesterday, and I was absolutely thrilled when I opened the package, it is gorgeous!!! It performs exceptionally well, I was in heaven the first time I used it. I am so glad that someone finally took the time to create a realistic replica, and to make it so life-like. It reminded me very much of a former friend. Even if I never used it again (and I will!) it was worth every penny. Thank you ElypseArt, for making my dreams come true.”

”Magic is up inside me right now, and I can’t believe how realistic it

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this.)”

”Mia,

I got my product earlier today and just had a chance to try it out. What

you have here is probably the most amazing canine toy on the market.

Seriously. The only thing this thing is missing is a bone (Future addition,

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Shii edited this message on 03/26/2010 3:33AM