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I want to be an astronaut/Technical support. You want qualifications?
1. I am a hacker.
2. I am a Sick_Hacker.
3. I once raped an alien from Mars with my fist.
4. I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, JUST IN CASE YOU NEED SOMEONE TO BLOW UP A METEOR. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 11:33AM |
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I will change my avatar to a picture of Pluto Nash if necessary. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 11:35AM |
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I’d love to be an astronaut, but I don’t think I’d fit into the space suit Log in to see images! I guess I could be the person who does the countdown Special qualifications: * I know how to count * I am no longer deaf |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 11:41AM |
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I see you’ve all forgotten why the program was shut down in the first place.
Bingebot2000 is still trapped in space and only able to send us a message once every 3 months and all of those supposed “permabans”? 82% of them were supposed to be on the tragic flight of the space shuttle “Odygoatse” (God rest their souls); yet there is no longer any records in the Flamebate archives that even mention the space program.
This kind of cover up will not stand! |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 11:42AM |
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And I left the best argument for last: you need Physics for any type of Space Program. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 11:50AM |
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I would like to be an engineer. Qualifications:
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 12:00PM |
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Dunatis Posted:
Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 12:03PM |
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I want to go into space too. Qualifications: I like falling, so I guess I’d be a good addition when the spaceship crashes due to the alien’s head bursting. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 12:31PM |
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I am applying for the position of Program Recruiter.
Special qualifications: – Experience luring people into poorly-built metal vehicles using dime-store candy – Extensive familiarity with chloroform – A history of not discriminating by age
bumuming there is no FBI or 20/20 background check, everything should be good to go. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 2:19PM |
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I’d also like to apply to be rations supplier
Qualifications >I have lots of dehydrated food leftover from Y2K >I can hold 300 Kiloliters of water at a time in my stomach. >I have an enormous porn file I can bring. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 2:36PM |
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Ok the latest results from the hiring staff (in no particular order) are: no no yes yes yes no yes yes try again in a few years. |
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| Posted On: 03/09/2010 10:21PM |
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Thanks. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 5:30AM |
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I don’t think we should trust this malarkey. I remember when they faked the moon landing and this has the same stink. One giant leap my foot. What did they have to show for my tax dollars? Rocks and they weren’t even good rocks. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 6:31AM |
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Qualifications:
I have done this before (In my mind) |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 6:47AM |
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I have been there before. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 8:06AM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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I would like to go to Space qualification 1) I have mammary glands 2) I have seen all of like at least 3 of the star-wars movies (will be willing to watch the rest if need be) 3) I have bumorted random things that could come in handy if granted permission to come aboard and last that I can come up with off the top of my head 4) I can see stars in my back yard tottaly forgot to add in that i have made a co2 rocket thingy and have see a space launch Dirty Birdy edited this message on 03/10/2010 10:25AM |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 10:03AM |
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My qualifications:
– Weight is a non-issue in space
– So is sound, so I can’t whine |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 10:21AM |
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I would apply for your program, as special collector, but there are some things I’d like to know first: ○ Do we all get our own room? Because even if I only take my favorite action figures with me, that were up to 85. ○ So into space, does that mean we want to do research in a space station? I’d rather like to visit planets! ○ How long are we going to stay in space? I have subscriptions for several toy lines and I have to fetch them at customs! |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 10:45AM |
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I would be an excellent astronaut. Here are my qualifications:
1. Really really good looking 2. I run my own space program, I tape hamsters on to model rockets and shoot them into the troposphere. 3. I’m pretty sure I’m distantly related to Wernher von Braun. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 10:50AM |
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I volunteer for the “Nameless Peon” position.
Qualifications: – I have a red shirt. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2010 1:30PM |
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