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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Skyman747 Posted:

Here are my qualifications:

1. My name has Sky in it

2. I always crouch rocket jump, even if it is a small ledge

3. I have gunboats so I take a lot less damage

Thank you

And was, if you really appointed adapt then I am yet again dissapointed in you, as Space is much more qualified.

Yet again more failure to understand even the basic structure of the space program hierarchy and hiring system! It could not be more simple to see why things turned out the way they did! Sorry kid, I just don’t think your cut out for the space program. Try again in a new life.

Adapt edited this message on 03/09/2010 12:54AM

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I am interested in the position of rocket scientist

Qualifications:

You only need to change one letter in my name for it to become “Rocket”

Ricket edited this message on 03/09/2010 12:58AM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Ricket Posted:

You only need to change one letter in my name for it to become “Rocket”

You are hired.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Skyman747 Posted:

And was, if you really appointed adapt then I am yet again dissapointed in you, as Space is much more qualified.

You don’t seem to have the attention to detail needed for space travel.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

sorry, wrong thread. I was hoping to volunteer for the chemical weapons development program.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Malaise Posted:

sorry, wrong thread. I was hoping to volunteer for the chemical weapons development program.

See me for this.

Girg Jatsand

Avatar: 211022 2010-03-05 00:40:20 -0500
24

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Qualifications:
I am a core member of the Jatsand family, one of the most prominent space families in all of space
I have, in fact, lived in space as long as I can remember.
I’m even posting from space right now.

Did I mention I’m THE GIRG JATSAND!

If that is not enough qualifications for you, hen frankly im not interested*

*But I really am, so if you need more qualifications, let me know via TM or something

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I am interested and qualified.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I am interested in the position of astronaut and my qualifications are:

1. I have been head of the USSR space program headed for Mars before it got disbanded.

2. I am fit due to moving furniture around the house this one time.

3. I know my **** when it comes to dinosaurs and know all their weak-points so if we happen to run into any of those I could single-handedly save the entire mission.

4. I am highly trained in advanced physics and mathematics.

5. I like spinning around in circles which means I would probably enjoy that machine that spins you around in circles.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

what era of dinosaurs are your specialty?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I have dabbled in all of them, but my area of expertese is the Cretaceous period, while the group I am most familiar with are the theropoda.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Excellent, excellent! I will inform the head of the department of extraorbital dino tissue study at once.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

I look forward to working with you.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I don’t take up a lot of space and I can moonwalk – I’ll be the obligatory woman on the team. We need to find a black man too though, cause I don’t want to be the first to die. Log in to see images!

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

I’ve recently read “Digital Apollo: Human and Machine in Spaceflight” and I know FORTRAN. And Python

yes, NASA uses them

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Physics Posted:

I’ve recently read “Digital Apollo: Human and Machine in Spaceflight” and I know FORTRAN. And Python

yes, NASA uses them


I’m the chick with glbumes, btw

Log in to see images!

i’m p fat imo, but i wanna go to space and lose some weight in the process, like in that movie aliens

revrent

Avatar: revrent's Avatar
43

Level 69 Troll

**** ART LETS KILL

Sign me up

I Dig Purple Chicks

Welcome Home

Rev

Jefferson Tw-
ilight

Avatar: Jefferson Twilight's Avatar
57

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Odalisque Posted:

I don’t take up a lot of space and I can moonwalk – I’ll be the obligatory woman on the team. We need to find a black man too though, cause I don’t want to be the first to die. Log in to see images!

I’m your man. Who else is gonna fight off those space-blaculas?

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I am volunteering

Qualifications:

>implying I need qualifications

Tanner Bean

Avatar: 171599 Wed Apr 15 01:18:29 -0400 2009
27

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

i wanna be astornot pls Log in to see images!

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