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spacekadt Posted:

As Director of the program, I’m preemptively overruling Adapt and welcoming you aboard. We need an official SpaceDog that can keep our astronauts in check.

Hiring is split between both our departments, its a weird political thing, holdover from the last governor. You are free to hire as much as I am.

Physics Posted:

Thanks.

Im sure you can try again for it in a few years.

I am going to have to overrule you Adapt and add Physics to the team. I have no doubt that Physics will become a valued member.

mterek Posted:

I’d like to apply as a Navigator.

Qualifications:

Behind my eyes lie endless darkness.

I own a blade from another dimension.

I’ve surfed the high wave that comes every 1,000 years.

I also have a 4-D Rubik’s Cube, which will offset aging problems caused by time dilation.

As space dinosaur expert, I am surprised and disappointed by the lack of spice-induced precognition, which is a must-have skill for all navigators, imo.

I would like to apply to comical relief.

Qualifications? Look at me, god damn you! I’m almost a walking joke! Log in to see images!

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

As space dinosaur expert, I am surprised and disappointed by the lack of spice-induced precognition, which is a must-have skill for all navigators, imo.

I’ve found that I can adequately compensate for that lack of foresight with my experience manipulating Infinite Improbability Drives. Sure, precogs can probably avoid killing their crew and themselves with knowledge of the future, but not only can I improbably not get you there in 5 minutes or less (or your money back), even if everyone aboard dies, we’ll not be truly dead, but exist in a mixed state of death, nondeath and undeath. At least until someone opens the box.

What I posted was merely a highlight of my resume, by no means a comprehensive profile of my capabilities. Should anyone wish to see my full credentials, simply review any of my posts in Time Travel and You. Many people have accused me of smoking “crack-pot” there, so I’ve been forced to consistently post my credentials to bumert any specialist authority.

I can be a valuable aid to this team as I have read many of the Dune books and have laughed at the references that are disseminated around the board.

As well, I have seen the Star Wars holiday special and have learned arcane cooking techniques from it.

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nasa or gtfo

Adapt Posted:

As you wish, but physics is what has stopped us from going into space many times over. I simply did not want to reinvent the past.

I think my brother Mathematics is to blame for that Log in to see images!