Professor Commie PhD Posted:

As space dinosaur expert, I am surprised and disappointed by the lack of spice-induced precognition, which is a must-have skill for all navigators, imo.

I’ve found that I can adequately compensate for that lack of foresight with my experience manipulating Infinite Improbability Drives. Sure, precogs can probably avoid killing their crew and themselves with knowledge of the future, but not only can I improbably not get you there in 5 minutes or less (or your money back), even if everyone aboard dies, we’ll not be truly dead, but exist in a mixed state of death, nondeath and undeath. At least until someone opens the box.

What I posted was merely a highlight of my resume, by no means a comprehensive profile of my capabilities. Should anyone wish to see my full credentials, simply review any of my posts in Time Travel and You. Many people have accused me of smoking “crack-pot” there, so I’ve been forced to consistently post my credentials to bumert any specialist authority.