mterek Posted:

I’d like to apply as a Navigator.

Qualifications:

Behind my eyes lie endless darkness.

I own a blade from another dimension.

I’ve surfed the high wave that comes every 1,000 years.

I also have a 4-D Rubik’s Cube, which will offset aging problems caused by time dilation.

As space dinosaur expert, I am surprised and disappointed by the lack of spice-induced precognition, which is a must-have skill for all navigators, imo.