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Evil Trout Leaderboard Retirement


Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500

[Phantasmagoric Spl-

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Dunatis Posted:

I think kittiejenn was thinking about the peens and nobody really wants the Leaderboard changed for the Leaderboard sake. It should stay as it is.

The question here is about the peens and their attainability. Otherwise even people who make it to the top of a Leaderboard due to retirement will be retired themselves which would make that a hollow victory for anyone and pointless to try and attain since your victory will be removed. But making the peens more attainable only very slightly devalues their worth overall but would give everyone something they could possibly work towards with better odds for anyone who has been here longer just form regular play.

I don’t want every peen to be a cakewalk.

I have very little issue with the leaderboards as they currently are, and while I wouldn’t mind having milestone peens, I don’t agonize over it.

And again, I raise that I too am involved in a very fruitless bid for a leaderboard peen myself, so I understand where you’re coming from, even if I don’t agree.


Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

The part that makes it all so discouraging is the exponential curve towards the top of almost every leaderboard. You could reach the top 100, even the top 50, and still be an order of magnitude behind the leader’s score.

Example: I’m currently 30th for best bidder, score of 225. JayZJay… 2167, and the gap’s probably only growing. The only realistic way I’m ever getting that peen is for JayZJay (along with a bunch of other people) to decide he’s got better things to be doing with his life, and frankly I’m not sure I’d outlast him on that (keeping yourself at the head of a leaderboard is probably a better motivator to continue putting effort in, than what feels like fruitlessly chasing an impossible target)

I don’t know what the solution is, but it happens with every online leaderboard I’ve seen, even in one-off games… although it’s made worse in ongoing games like Fwz – no matter how hard you’ve tried or how well you’ve done, there’s always someone who’s done it 10 times better. When the scores are just there for the sake of scores that’s not so bad, but when there’s a reward for the top spot it leaves a lot of people feeling cheated because they didn’t get their score in before the other guy.

It’s really just an unavoidable part of awarding peens to the one single person on top of a board, when it’s entirely possible for them to stay in an unreachable position at the top, perpetually extending their lead. Other players’ reward for their successes shouldn’t depend on the previous leader getting bored and quitting… you can mitigate it by (for example) awarding peens to more people at the top than the single leader… say the top percentile, but that just moves the line between the haves and the have-nots. Or you can avoid the issue entirely by making it milestone based, but that loses the player-against-player competitive aspect. Or you can retire people after some period, which results in (eventually) everyone getting it.

You can take the edge off the downside of each, maybe combine the 3 to try and get a best of all worlds… maybe hand out small peens for milestones, and a bigger peen for being the leader, with a periodic retirement of the leader (but retention of their score at retirement as a target). But in the end I think peens-for-leaderboards is broken by the number of players wanting to get the peens. However you do it, someone’s going to be ****y (either the hordes of people who can’t get the peen, or the guy on the top who wants the rest to have to beat him for the peen).


Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Thanks for the credit, I’ve been suggesting this for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong while. -_-


Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

@ people who I “didn’t credit” with this idea… it’s not original, and I’ve discussed it several times with several people. Sorry if you feel slighted, it’s not like I’m getting a prize for making this thread.


Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Shii Posted:

I don’t want every peen to be a cakewalk.

I have very little issue with the leaderboards as they currently are, and while I wouldn’t mind having milestone peens, I don’t agonize over it.

And again, I raise that I too am involved in a very fruitless bid for a leaderboard peen myself, so I understand where you’re coming from, even if I don’t agree.


Neither do I, if they were all easy as pie then everyone would have the same length, but even if the top person without the peen were awarded it every month, someone who just started today would have to get +2 buildr score every week for 27 weeks and have noone else increase in order to get that peen. For Best bidder you would have to get 1000 bidders and wait half a year, with nobody else trying.

And with the possibility of the person a the top not being there forever just by normal playing (which should NOT be penalized so the Leaderboard itself should not be changed) it would encourage more competition in those areas ensuring that they would still have an ever increasing number they’d have to hit, but one that may not increase as fast as they can climb themselves.

Yes it is theoretically possible to get to the top of Forums pwnd if everyone above me stops playing, but it’s also possible if we allow cheated characters on the boards to beat them, if they choose to stop playing after buying 4000 visits if they so felt. Do we want to say “You may get it if you invest the next 15 years of your life never missing a single visit”?

Hell, Forums Pwnd would still be almost as unattainable anyways, I’d have to wait almost 15 years if it was awarded out to the next person in line every month at this rate anyways.


Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500

[Phantasmagoric Spl-

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

So, since every possible solution leaves someone bumhurt and ****y, how about we quit whining about it and accept it for being unavoidable when player vs player aspects are introduced?

And for those of you who say “Well it happens cuz there’s a reward for being #1.” you’re stupid, because there’s intrinsically a reward for being #1 at all. That reward = being #1. Even in games where there are leaderboards without rewards attached, such as Runescape, there are people who devote thousands of hours to being at the top of it, for pure achievement and bragging rights.

So removing a peen will only satisfy a couple people, the ones who only want to be better than others aren’t going to have any extra satisfaction until the mechanics are changed, and then the existing leaders will be ****ed.

There is no happy medium, there is no solution, stop talking about it because nothing will happen.

The End.

EDIT: fixed typo

Shii edited this message on 06/27/2009 9:44PM


Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400


Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

There is no happy medium (it’s impossible to keep everyone happy) but there is a compromise solution that involves some sacrifices. Simply, CZ chose the wrong solution in the first place, and to implement/impose a better solution, some players are going to lose the exclusivity of some of their rewards. Forumwarz is the only game I know where achievements are awarded this way.

In some variation of what’s proposed, the existing leaderboard holders would keep their rewards, and their #1 spot, and some other players who have been going for those rewards for a long time would recieve them. They deserve them for sticking with this game.

This game needs achievable rewards (not just solo rewards but klan rewards) for the majority of players to stick around, so it’s in the interests of CZ to introduce those rewards. If they don’t, they fail as game designers (another word for a game without rewards is ‘screensaver’ )

So far the only reason for keeping the status quo is to allow leaderboard griefing, which is not a good enough reason for CZ to lose customers at the rate they have been doing all the time I’ve been here.

meeeeeeeeee edited this message on 06/28/2009 5:41AM

Deific Blund-

Avatar: 74127 2010-07-25 10:31:51 -0400


Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

It’s silly to demand she credit this. This has been discussed many times over many different platforms of FW. It’s not her obligation to read every thread that was ever posted about “retirement.” Let’s keep discourse to constructive arguments about the subject.

I’ve always felt and suggested in previous threads that this would be a fair and competitive way to level the playing field. Since this only applies to peens that can still be actively received, people who are looking to stay ahead can still reasonably do so through peens that are never available to players after the initial awarding.

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